Welcome to the Index. Here you'll find a list of (a fraction of) everything that is contained within the Wiki of Lies. Of course, many topics are taken out of context, so may not make any sense unless you know what they're actually about. But how much of Improbable Island makes sense until you know what it's actually about, anyway?

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+Abandoned Factory
+Abstracts
+Academy, Cutherberts ~ of Linguistic Defence.
+Academy, The (clan)
+Academy, Maiko's Cooking.
+AceHigh
Accosted by Sapphire
+A.D. 2101
+Adder Moray
+Advanced Roleplaying
+Advisory, Newbie (see Newbie Advisory)
Akitsu (see Lady Akitsu)
+Alpha
Alphabet (see Improbable Island Alphabet)
+Alt
+Aleatory Ensemble
+All The World
Amity in Bedlam (See AiB )
+Amusing Games for the Very Strange
+Anarcho-Randomism
Anti-Improbability
+Anywhere
+Ari
ArtiFlora
+Ary
+Ask Full Metal Loin +Attack
+Awannabe

+Bad Luck
+BanHammer
+Bank of Improbable
+Bartender
+Bastard
+Batbelt
+Batchainsaw
+Batenburg Cake
+The Batenburg Group
+Batman
Batarang
Batmobile
+Battle Hymn of the Island
+Bed of Maggots
+Beeker
+Beeps
+Better
+Bernard
+Beware the Kumquats
+Binjali
+Bureaucracy
+Big Soap
+The Bingo Hall
+Bob Zarido
+Bonez
+Bortwood
+Bortwood Wing for Sucky Players
+Breaking Point
+Broken
BTW
+Budget Horse
+Buff
+Bugger All Else
+Burn a Candle

+Cadye Willfan
+Cake
+Cake, The (see The Cake)
+CAKE (Clan)
+Caleb
+Calle Shell (see The Calle Shell Spoiler)
calliaphone
+Canon
+Cards
+Carebears
+Caroline the Speed Medic
+Carroll
+Cat
+Catffeine
+Cat Launchers
+CatnipFish
+Caution
+Caveman Joe
+Caving Adventure/Spelunking (see Into the Darkness)
+CC (see Cheshire Cat)
+CC404 (see Cyber City 404)
+CDAG (see Collateral Damage Adventuring Guild)
+CDAG Guildhall Staff
+CDAG Failboat Picnic
+Century Claymore, The (see The Century Claymore)
+CG Tree AI
+Chain
+Chainsaw
+Chaos
+Chaos Drive
+Characters: see Dramatis Personae
+Charlie
+Charm
+Charm Vampires
+Cheating
+Cheshire Cat
+Chimental
+CIA
+Cigarette (see also, Cigs)
+Cigs (see also, Cigarette)
+Circus Incident
+Cities
+Choccienip
+Clan Buffs
+Clan Halls
+Clans (formerly Guilds)
+Coffee
+Coffienip
+Collateral Damage Adventuring Guild
+Commedia Dell'arte
+Common Ground
+Communications Tent, The (see The Communications Tent)
+ The Compendium Nonsensica
+Competitions, Monthly (see Monthly Competitions)
+Consequences
+Contestant
+Contestants on Improbable Isle (Song)
+Cookies
+The Complete Works of Cousjava
Contraptions - Places. (See Places - Components)
Contrivances - Places. (See Places - Components)
+Copper Wire
+CORK
+Cousjava
+Cousjava's Works, see The Complete Works of Cousjava
+Cousjava's Quotes
+Count of Saint Germain
+Count Sessine
+Cow
+CrashTestPilot
+Creaky Joe
+Crazy Audrey
+Creature from a Dodgy Anime
+C/T Gyro
+Cult
+Cunning Heroics and Derring-do
+Cyber City 404
+CyberCity Shrine

+Damned Lies
+Dan
+Dark Dealings in the Jungle
+DeadMeat
+Dead Meat
+Death
+Death Note
+Decency
Deep Nonpockets
Deepest Game, The +Defence
+Definition
Dega
Devorah
+DICE (see Aleatory Ensemble)
+Disgrace
+Distraction
+Distractions
+DK (see Drive Kill)
+dkpersist
+Doktor Improbable
+Drama
+Dramatis Personae
+Drive Kill
+Drunk
+Duck Bombing
+Duskrunner
+Dwellings (see also, Housing, Dwellings for Dummies¹⁾)²⁾
D Valentine

+Ebenezer
+Economics on the Island
+eBoy
+Ebenezer and Marly's
+Ed Scoffier
+Effayque
+EGfBT
+EmeraldFlame
+Emily (see Fickle Wench)
+Emporium of Swag
+Enemies
+Entry of the Jokers
+Epaphus
+Eris
+Escemfer
+Ethygim
+Everywhere
+Evil
+Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow (see EGfBT)
Ex Libris
+Eythgim

+F.A.Q (see Effayque)
+Fact
+Failboat
+Failsub (see Failboat)
fergus
Ferryn
+Fickle Wench
+Fight Naked
+A Fight with Paradox
+FIIICOEE
+Fire Solves Everything
+First Improbable Island Church of Eris Esoteric (see FIIICOEE)
+Fishing
+Fluffy Cuddle Bunnies
+Fnord
+Forecaster Xith
+Four-Space
+Fred Rogers
Full Metal Lion
+Fun
+Furble

+Game, The (see The Game)
+Gargleblaster
+Gentleman's Agreement
+General Engineerin', Racketeerin' and Musical Guild
+ GERMachine, the present
+Germ Guildhall Staff
+NEW! Germ Sports
+Gifting
+Girl
+Giuseppe Lorenzo
+Gleipnir
+Glory
Glorious Smell, The
Glossary
+Gobot
+Golf_Tournament The transcript
+Good
+Gorbert Vanhousserhoffen
+Graph Theory
+Grassy Meadow, The (see The Grassy Meadow)
+Grenades
+GRUNT Mobile Weapons Platform
+Gryph
+Gryphbots
The G Team
+Guilds (see also, Clans)
+Gypsymorph
G_Rock

+Haley
+HamOmlet
+Happy Hedgehog Dance
+Happy Hedgehog Song
+Hat
Harris Doubledon
Having Tea
Hedgehogs
+Hell
Herbal Squidge
Hermein
Hermein and Calynx's Wedding
+Here
Hidden recorder
Hit Points (see HP)
Hospital Tent, The (see The Hospital Tent)
HP
+Hobo
Hobo King of Toilettown
Hope
Horatio Entwhistle (see Improbability Drive)
+Housing (see also, Dwellings, Dwellings for Dummies³⁾)
How to use the Wiki of Lies
how_to_win_friends_and_influence_people
How to Win Friends and Influence Roleplayers
Human
Hunter's Lodge, The (see The Hunter's Lodge)
Hyakugojyuuichi

IBHML (see also, International Brotherhood of Henchpersons, Minions, and Lackeys)
Ice Cream Machine of Doom
ICMoD (see Ice Cream Machine of Doom)
I Fought in the Morning
iFridge
Implants
The Improbable Angels
ImprobableNewsNetwork
Improbable Central
Improbable Event
Improbable Island
Improbable Island Alphabet
IMPROBABLE PARCEL SERVICES
Improbable Refridgerator (see iFridge)
Improbability
Improbability Drive
Improbability Potions
Improarboralism
Index
Industrial Skulduggery in Pleasantville - Scene involving squats misbehaving in Pleasantville.
Infinite Loop - See under: Loop - Infinite.
Insane Jane
International Brotherhood of Henchpersons, Minions, and Lackeys (see also, IBHML)
Internet
+Into the Darkness
Invisible Zombie Cats
Invisisuit
The Islympics
The Island of Misfit Monsters
It

Jack
Jade XXIV
James Bond
Japan
Jay Chaos
Jerkygangers
Jerkymaster, The (see The Jerkymaster)
JesusThePirateNinja
Joe, Caveman (see Caveman Joe)
Joe's Dojo
Jon Bishop
Joker
Joker Congress
Jokermorph
Jokers
Jokerzombie
Joker Special
Josephine
Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nage Ki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Balmunk Fezarion Isaac Schneider San Bun no Ichi Junjyou na Kanjyou no Nokotta San Bun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjyou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiruyou de Shinranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazuno Kokoedame Medaka... Kono Medaka wa saki no to wa Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raa-yuu yuuteimiouki Mukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru
Julia's Squat Squeezes
Jungle
Just Zombeing Myself

Kakuzu
Karaoke
Kassil
Kestrel
Kiera
KIND
King
Kira
Kissing Booth
Kittania
Kittybike
Kittymorph
Kittymorphs Against Shedding
K.K. Victoria
Koans of Daedalus
Kolojang
Kuroiten

LadyRavenSkye
Lady Rosin (see also, Rosin)
+Lark
Laws
Leatherface
Left
Lelila
levels, how to avoid
Liar
Liars
Library Party, The
Lie
Lies, Damned (see Damned Lies)
Life
Limericks
Lion
List_of_things_you_can_do_to_gremlins
Lokiikol
Loop - Infinite - See Under: Infinite Loop.
Lord of Improbility (song)
Lords of Chaos
Lorina Charlotte
Lost_and_Found
Love
Love's Labours Fookin' Wasted
Luck

M4 (see Magical Mystery Meat Mount)
madness duck
Mad Science
Magic
Magical Mystery Meat Mount
Major General Song, The (see The Major General Song)
Witch Doctor Makiwa
Map
Marly
Marriage
Massage (see Personal Massager)
MarshMellon Incident, The
+Masters, see also: Old Masters
Matter of Zolotisty Vs. KK
Max Dougwell
Medals!
Meme
+Mementos
Memories - Places. (See Places - Memories)
Menace, Newbie (see Newbie Menace)
+MERCH! ! !
Mercury
Meremidia
Merlin
Mice
Squat Chav Dialect Guidelines
The Squat Mafia
Mighty Magpie
Mike's Chop Shop
Mind
Mindbleach
+Mine Eyes Have Seen the Danger Of The Coming of The Titan - Battle Hymn of the Island
Monster
+Monthly Competitions
+Moose
Mostly Harmless
Mount
+Mr Infrablack
Mr White and Nerdy
Mundanity
Music
Mutant
M*A*S*H 404

+Nadyanilo
Narcoleptic Jones
Near Future
Neitzsche
Nemesis
NesQuarX
Newbie
+Newbie Advisory
Newbie Menace
New Days Failboat Delivery in Squathole - A scene in Squathole.
NewHome
New Page
New Pittsburgh
News (see ImprobableNewsNetwork)
Nicotine Gum
Ninja
Normal
Norwegian Blue (see The Dead Parrot Society)
NotAgain
Nowhere
Nuclear War
Next Tuesday

+Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Morning
+Ode to blue
+Ode to Improbability
+Ode to Nnierrilig
Show Magician Omega(See Omega)
Once Upon A Time never happened. See lie.
Operation Mainland Omega Seven
Of love and Hot Tubs⁴⁾
Of Rings And Wings
+Old Masters, see also: Masters
OST
Outpost Defences
Over 9000

Painball
Pages - Places (See Places - Pages)
Page 3 Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster (see Gargleblaster)
Pants
+Paper Rabbit
Paprika
+Paradox
+Paradox, A Fight With (poem)
Parasites
Passerine Birds
Paul Lo
Personal Massager
Pilot
Pinata
Pinche_Cabron
Pita Semetary
Phyllis
Places (formerly Dwellings)
Basic Guide to Places I - How to get started. - An introduction with just enough to get you started.
Basic Guide to Places II - More stuff that can be done with rooms and doors.
Places - Components (Contraptions and Contrivances)
Places - Memories (See Memories - Places)
Places - Pages
Programing - Introduction to the basic elements.
Programming tutorial I - Tree backgrounds.
Programming tutorial II - One way doors.
Programming tutorial III - SuperGrem.
Programming tutorial IV - Private Doors.
Programming Tutorial V - Making a grand entrance.
Programming Tutorial VI - Raindrops keep falling on my bonce.
Programming Tutorial VII - Private rooms 2.
Programming tutorial VIII - Actions and other passwords.
Programming tutorial IX - The gentle pitter patter of raindrops on leaves.
Places - Programming basics
Plan
Plan, The Player versus Player (see PvP)
Playground
Pleasantville
Pleasantville(song)
PM (Private Message; see also, Distraction)
Pod
Point
Politics
PotatoPancakes
PPP
Pregnancy
The Provision of Civic Ammenities - A scene in which the basic infrastructure of Squathole is enriched by the provision of a bus service. Other useful services are inadvertently also provided.
Problems
Project Pants Pilfer (see PPP)
Project 83457
Pterodactyls
PvP

QQQ
Quack, Quack, Quack (see QQQ)
Quackmas
Quest
Quest Beasts
Quest Items
Quite a Strange Meeting

Races
Rally Headquarters
Rank Trophies
Raven Inn, The (see The Raven Inn)
Real Estate Listing
Reality
Reality TV
Real Life
Squathole Record Breakers - Scene in Squathole.
Religion
Req
Requisition (see Req)
Reset, The (see The Reset)
Rescue of Bernard, The (see The Rescue of Bernard)
Rescuing little fella
Reverb
ReverendBob
Right
Rihta
Robot
Rockin' Into Mordor (see SWEET)
Rohvannyc
Rohvannyc's Tree
Roleplaying
Rollerblades
Rosemoo
Rosin (see also, Lady Rosin)
Rule 37 (see There Is No Overkill)
Rule 68 (see Fire Solves Everything)
Rumor

Saga of Pinche and Binjali, The
Sandbox
The Sammich
Sanity
Sauna
Scavenging
Scene Index
Science
Scientists
Scotland
Scrambler
Scrapyard
Scrap equipment
Screwed
Season One
Season One Bugs
Secrets
SEP (see Somebody Else's Problem)
Seriously (see Srsly)
Sessine (see Count Sessine)
Seth (see That Spoony Bard)
Shadow, The (see The Shadow)
Sheila's Shack O' Shiny
Sherpa Mountain Goat Guy
Shinigami
Shi (see sugar-hi unicorn)
Shiloh
Sicpuess
SinkOrSwim
Skidge
Skye (See LadyRavenSkye
Sneaky
Sneaky Bastard (see Lion)
Snickerer
Snippets
Soap
Somebody Else's Problem
Son of a Budget Horse
Soon
Soothsayer
Soul
Spaghetti
SPICE
Spiderkitties
Spoiler
Spornet
squat
Squat Hole
Squathole - A Short Treatise On The Inhabitants, History and Customs Of
Squathole - Who's Who in : see 'Who's Who in Squathole.'
Alexander Quandle's Squathole Project: Index - An index of the various Squathole documentation available.
Squirrels
Srsly
Stamina
Start
Statues
Steak
Stocks
Stonehenge
Stuff
Stupid
Subtlety
Sugar
Suggestion Box
SWEET
Swoowhishmishkalish
Sydney Fletcher
Syntax
Symbiotic Grass
+Swag, Emporium of

Tahvohck
Taking It On The Chin
Talkydoor
Taxes
Tea
TeaguesEngineeringDepot
Teh Dave
Temper
Temporal Constabulary
A Telephone Service for Squathole. - A scene from Squathole.
Test Server Feedback
+Text Color Code List
That Spoony Bard
The Cake
The Calle Shell Spoiler
The Case of Mistaken Hatdentity
+The Communications Tent
The Dead Parrot Society
The Deepest Game
+The Game
The Gauntlet
The Giant Tattoo Mutant
The Government
+The Grassy Meadow
The Hospital Tent
The Island Grows On You
The Jerkymaster
The Major General Song
The Moonlight Blob
The Plan The Proffessor
The Psychedelic Mushroom of Eternal Chaos
The Pun Compendium
The Raven Inn
The Reset
The Order of Alchemy
+The Saga of Pinche and Binjali
The Scrapyard (see Scrapyard)
The Shadow
The Travel Agents (see also, Travel Agency)
The True Story of Christmas
The Twelve Fails of Drive Kill
The Watcher
Theo
There
There Is No Overkill
There Is No Spoon
Thieving Squat Bastards
Third
+This Statement is False.
Thomas K. Mogar
Threat levels
Thursday
Time
Timed Fighting
Time Travel
Titles
Too much Improbable Island, if such a thing is possible
Tor NaGoth
Trading Post
Train
Travel Agency (see also, The Travel Agents)
Trees
Treason and Lies
Triffids
Trogdor
Truancy
Truly
Truth
+Truth-Speaker
Two
<TYPES>
Tyr

+Uncle Bernard
Uncle Bernards Lovely Archive
Uranium
Useful
Unknown
Urban Planning in Squathole

+Vandalize
Velle
Vending Emporium
Victory
Villagers
Villains
Voice of Hope
Void - plotline, see into the void
Vortex

Wardrobe Malfunction
War, Nuclear (see Nuclear War)
Watcher, The (see The Watcher)
Weapons
Weather
Weather Forcast, see Weather
The Wedding Tale
Wenches
Wheel
Who's Who In Squathole
Why Leprechaun's don't date
Wiki
Wiki Guidelines

Xane
Xane's Tales
Xith

+You
+Your Brains
+Your Mum
You've played too much Improbable Island when...⁵⁾

+Zahnnie
Zig
+Zog The Disturbed
+Zolotisty
+Zombie
+Zombie Donkey

+3
+42
+1984
+90KV Stun Gun of Eternal Killing

+Snippets