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An evil group that threatens to bring down all good people with their laws and taxes. Luckily, contestants on Improbable Island get a break from these cruel punishments because they are busy trying to kill the Drive.¹⁾²⁾ However, The Government, fearing loss of tax money due to all of those people getting a tax break, has broken it's promise to leave contestants out of their evil scheme, and due to improbability, has become a deranged monster bent on collecting taxes from everyone.³⁾⁴⁾

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For this reason, many newbies came to the island after the pilot

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Because, which is better? Getting killed by a crazy, titanium-encased machine, or getting your ass taxed off by the government?

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Even more than they already were

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This also includes several new taxes that come into effect AFTER your death.