Note: Nnierrilig is the proprietor of Mutated Munchies in Pleasantville. Full name: Nnierrilig Seynnessod Ckoibasic Zuirraneg-Gaensayn.

Oh, Nnierrilig!
How morld is your apero
For so long as your shyt is orcero My rheban will slina you.

But lo! For the Enthdech are lyniba!
Not one acktur can rayn over rilen Unless Rothst should come to pass
My dwelling.

By Cousjava