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* Mindbleach is a special drink for use during standard brain-washing and information security procedures.

* Mindbleach is carefully blended from three different kinds of standard bleach, ethanol, unstable improbability, hallucinogens, carcinogens, trace amounts of uranium, our special ingredient and pure mountain spring water.¹⁾

* The special ingredient is a highly volatile synthetic bio-chemical compound, synthesized from a mutant strain of smallpox.

* It selectively destroys memories. Forever.²⁾

* Possibly. Especially likely if you're good-looking.

* If you have recently seen something traumatic, such as naked Squat Tor or nude sun-bathing Bernard, then this offer may be an act of charity. Remember to thank them in advance!