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<note warning>Just know, this page is pretty out of date. Don't trust it 100%, nor 200%, and especially not 395%.</note>

<note important>Clans, previously called guilds, are organizations of contestants that attempt to help out other members of their organization. Common ways of helping each other are by providing answers to questions about the Island, giving gifts of equipment, and spending cigs to develop clan buffs which are enormously helpful to clan members during jungle fights. If you see one of your fellow clan members in the fields, instead of attacking them, perform your own Secret Handshake correctly and you will each receive a positive buff for the rest of the day.

Clans on the Island include:</note>

<IZN> The Improbable Zednoughts
<XIII> The Thirteenth Improbable Guard
<AAC> Association of Alternate Characters
<AEOG> The Association of Exceedingly Ordinary Gentlemen
<AIB> Amity in Bedlam
<ALE> Clan of the Almighty Liquid Enjoyment
<Ankh> Ankhet
<ANY> A Ninja is You
<AoN> Apropos of Nothing
<ASS> Association of Slaughter and Shiny
<AVOID> Assembly of Verbose Orators Initiating Dialog
<BAKA> Brains And Knowledge Association
<BASE> Brave and Silly Explorers ¹⁾
<Bay> Escaped Lunatics
<BGS> The Bunny and Gunn Show
<BOOK> Society of Book Lovers
<BOOM> Improbably Explosive Contestants
<BREW> Brewers of Really Excellent Wiquor
<BUILD> Building Ultimately Irrelevant Little Dwellings
<Buns> Riders of the Bloody Bun
<CAKE> Classy Avengers and Knights-Errant
<CAT> Cephalopod Admission Troupe
<CHAOS> Causing High Amounts of Strangeness
<CI> Crafters of Improbability
<CNN> Clan of No Name
<CLOWN> Crazy Laughing Organisms Without Niceties
<CRAFT> Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
<DAFT> Dimensionally Accelerated Frontier Trespassers
<DEMON> 'Red Demons' Mercenary Company
<DICE> Aleatory Ensemble
<ETC> Et cetera - eT cetera - et Cetera
<EVIL> Elegant Villains' Infamy League
<FB> The FailBoat Crew
<FNORD> The Erisian Movement for Improbability
<GERM> General Engineering Racketeering 'n Musical Guild
<GLAD> Our Guiding Light as Divinity
<GOLD> Heart of Gold
<GRAY> Itinerant's Crossroad
<GTFO> The Great Treasure Finding Organization
<HADES> Underworld
<HAREM> Heroic Allies Riding Extreme Monsters
<HAMMY> Hamusutaa
<HAT> the Headwear Alliance for a better Tomorrow
<HELL> Highly Envible Living Legends
<HELP> Helping Every Little Person
<HERO> Helpful Ends Rewarding Obligations
<HIVE> Cult of The Hive-Mind
<HOBO> The Hermetic Order of the Bronze Octopus
<HOPE> The Wayfarer's Gambit
<HOW> The legion of how
<HS> MS Paint Adventurers
<HUKED> Huked On Fonix
<IBN> Improbable Broadcasting Network
<ICEE> Inorganic Catlike Enlongated Elements
<IDIOT> Team Redundancy Team
<IDK> Individuals Desiring Knowledge
<III> Improbable Island Irregulars
<IIR> Improbable Island Rangers
<IIIII>ImprobableIslandIndependentlyImportantIndividuals
<IMO> Imperious Masquerade Organization
<JBOW> Contestant Jbow Fancier Association
<JIG> The Casual Followers of Jay
<Khim> Khimeros Just imagine
<KIND> Good Friends and Citizens
<KotBR> Knights of the Black Rage
<KotDT> Knights of the Decagonal Table
<LAID> League of Abject Immorality and Debauchery
<LDD> Legion of Dynamic Discord
<LHTF> Lion Hunting Task Force
<LOCK> The Legendary Order of the Crimson Kiss
<LSG> League of Silly Gentle-folk
<MAAT> Meeting of Abrrant Academics and Tricksters
<META> The Association of Metagamers
<MICE> Hyper-Intelligent Pan-Dimensional Beings
<MIND> Making Interesting New Discoveries
<MSPA> Order of Sepulchritude
<MWRC> Milliways Refugee Center
<MWP> M-W-P
<MYST> MY Solitary Traverse
<NBLUE> The Dead Parrot Society
<NFF> Noob-Friendly Folk
<Night> Alter of Night
<Ninja> Ninjas in near Juxtaposed Awesomeness
<NONE> Neither Official Nor Educational
<Nox> Nox - darkness for the light
<OCD> Organized Chaos and Deviance
<ODD> The Odd Squad
<OMG> One Man Gang
<Orz> Genuflect
<OWLS> Night Owls
<OZh> Mary-Jane Fan Club
<PAGAN> Mother Earth Warrior Clan
<PETA> People Eating Tasty Animals
<PL> Phantom Legion
<POPO> Police Officers Patrolling Outposts
<PoS> Protectors of Skaia
<PRAT> Pirates Raiding And Terrorizing
<PURPL> The Purple Gang
<QUEST> Questor's Urbane Enlightenment Social Tower
<QQQ> Quack Quack Quack
<Rdeem> Redeeming Attributes Expected Please
<RISK> Gambler's Guild
<ROGUE> Rather Outrageous GAthering Unclear on Everything
<RS> Random Squad
<RUN> Reasonably Unfriendly Nerds
<RVB> Red vs Blue
<SAD> Sad Patrol
<SAS> Society for the Anti-Social
<SAVOR> The Soaring Amphitheatre Venture
<SCorp> Erisian Order of Chaos ShadowCorps Division
<SCREW> Screwdrivers
<SCRT> Supply Crate Retrevial Team
<SF> Clan Starfire
<SFA> Swordfighters Alliance
<SHADE> Friends of the Shadows
<Shini> Shinigami
<SK> Shadow Knights
<SMUG> Smuggler's Guild
<SOD> Sanctum of Dirt
<SOLO> Sorting Owls from Lesser Organisms
<SPADE> The Red Spades
<SPARC> Sweet Playful Amusing Renegade Clan
<SPICE> Society for Preservation of Improbability
<SPT> Stygian Pirate Trade
<SRNTY> Browncoats
<srs> Serious Roleplayer Society
<SSS> Super Seiyan Sentai
<star> Surreptitious Travelers of the Astral Realm
<SUGAR> Bureau of Improbability Generation
<SURLY> Surly You Cannot Be Serious
<SWEET> The SWEET Clan ²⁾
<SWN> Sure Why Not
<SWS> Writers
<TEA> Chaps in Search of a Decent Cup of Tea
<TEST> Experimental Mindset
<TINC> The Improbably Normal Clan
<TKWSN> The Knights Who Say Ni
<TRDIS> Travelers and Radical Doctors into Shenanigans
<TS> Tactical Supremacy
<TUNES> Totally Useful Non-Entity Storage
<TW> Torchwood
<TWD> The Watcher's Disciples
<TYPES> Typical Youths Purposefully Evading Sanity
<VM> The Viking Metalheads
<WATCH> The Watch
<WENCH> Wench's Experimental New Club House
<Wise> The Academy
<YAHO> Yeast and Hop oligarchy
<YOLO> Yetis Ogle Lovely Ogresses
<ZA> Shaco
<ZEN> Zenarchy
<ZZZZZ> The Last Clan

<note>Former clans³⁾ include:</note>

<ALT> Alliance Lacking Taste
<AoE> Scholomance Debate Team
<Awww> Fluffy Cuddle Bunnies
<ANGEL> Annoying Natural Green Eagle Legion
<BMG> Brewmasters Guild
<BOAT> Boatmurdered
<CDAG> Collateral Damage Adventuring Guild
<CIA> Centre of Improbability Administrators
<CPU> Central Probable Unit
<CRAB> Crab Head Zombies
<dmh> black goat with a thousand young
<FUN> Freelance Urban Nomads
<GEO> Geohashers Expedition Organization
<GREN> Knights of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
<IBHML> International Brotherhood of Henchpersons, Minions, and Lackeys
<JERKS> Jestfully Enjoying Recurrent Kitschy Schadenfreude
<KDUX> Krumpdux
<KGB> Kinky Gallivanting Bastards
<LDD> Legion of Dynamic Discord
<LLAMA> Dos Llamas
<MOTH> Muthas of the Hats
<not> The Order of Nothing
<Nox> Equinox Clan
<OCD> Organized Chaos and Deviance
<OLDE> Olde Tyme Guild of Dystinguished Gentlemen
<PPP>
<Raep> Redeeming Attributes Expected Please
<RAVEN> Raven Nation
<SOUR> Society Of Unlimited Requisition
<SPOON> there is no spoon
<TAMED> Taking Advantage of Mankind Every Day
<VILE> Very Improbable Ludicrous Extras
<WAA> Waa Waa
<what> Dragon Riding Adventurers of Space and Time

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Best Clan Ever!

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Formerly known as “Rockin' Into Mordor Onedux/Twodux/Tridux”

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Both of these lists are current as of 10/25/2012