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For convenience, this list of Music has been divided into Songs, which could be listened to, in real life, in Improbable form, and Lyrical Poems which could not be.1)2)

Songs

  1. NewHome is Full of Noobs
  2. Me and Horatio Entwhistle
  3. Emily, Please Give Back My Charm
  4. What Do You Do With a Drunken Watcher3)
  5. Entry of the Jokers4)
  6. Somewhere over the Island

Lyrical Poems

  1. workshop_mambo5)6)7)8)9)10)11)12)
  2. Contestants on Improbable Isle
  3. Next Tuesday
  4. That song I heard a long time ago
  5. The Ballad of the Kind Joker
  6. Adjective Noun of Noun (Damn You Dan!)
  7. Holy Hedgehogs of Glory
  8. I Woke Up Next to a Giant Tattoo Mutant13)14)
  9. Oh Stonehenge, When Will I Learn15)16)
  10. The Skidge Song
  11. Before the Island Goes Away
  12. Help Me Watcher
  13. Pleasantville
  14. Sympathy for the Drive
  15. Dream on Cat Girl
  16. Abraham(the Greatest on Fighter Imp Island)
  17. March of the Scrapbots17)18)
  18. The Forth Wall
  19. The Froth Wall
  20. CavemanJoe: Still In Charge19)
  21. I Love the Island
  22. The Improbable Parcel Service advertising jingle
  23. Joker Cake
  24. Running down a Beast20)
  25. Hunting Down_the Drive21)
  26. Saving Up for a Chainsaw
  27. Down in NewHome
  28. The Twelve Fails of Drive Kill
  29. I Fought in the Morning (Lord of Improbability)
  30. Mine Eyes Have Seen The Danger Of The Coming Of The Titan - Battle Hymn of the Island
  31. Drive Fightin Man
  32. Titan Kicks
  33. Our House (GERM Bingo Hall edit)
  34. Big Time in the Dojo
  35. The Ultimate Showdown of Improbable Island
  36. Just Zombeing Myself
  37. The Watcher's *Ahem*
  38. FailBoat, Why Don't You Just Sink.22)
  39. The Second Part of An Explanation of A Gentleman's Agreement - By Max Dougwell
  40. It's for TV
  41. The Ode to Improbibility
  42. The Island Grows On You
  43. Ye Watcher and Ye FailBoat Ones
  44. Cake or Death
  45. Wagered It Away
  46. The Happy Hedgehog Song
  47. I'll Make a Joker of You
  48. The FailBoat Song
1)
Simple test: could you include the song on an “Improbable Island” mixtape, then give said mixtape to an off-island friend and enjoy their confusion at the lyrics about cats and Improbability Drives and Mutants? If so, it goes in “Songs”. If not, it goes in “Lyrical Poems”.
2)
Please make sure that your hypothetical friend is actually confused by the lyrics about the Island, not just by the fact that you've handed them a cassette tape.
3)
Nothing, if you want to live
4)
While technically a lyrical poem, someone has cobbled together some original music for Entry of the Jokers, so it gets to be in the Songs section.
5)
This is actually closer to rhyme
6)
Actually, I'd say it's closer to garbage, and I helped write the darn thing
7)
In fact it should be mentioned that the actual process of composing it took approximately thirty seconds
8)
Thirty seconds??? Dude you should be a rap artist XD
9)
Approximately!
10)
Well you could still be a rap artists, I've seen worse stuff than that on MTV
11)
Well, you just need an ex-debater. Give him something to read, copy it and put it to some drum beat.
12)
If you get some random hobo to throw a bass down several flights of stairs…
13)
Sung to the tune of “I lost my heart to a Starship Trooper”
14)
I'm tempted to try and rewrite it…
15)
hint: the answer is never
16)
most of these are lies but i encourage any attempt to actually write them
17)
Currently in progress by Cousjava
18)
Unlikely to still be in progress, seeing as how the previous footnote was written years ago.
19)
Thought it was about time someone added more nonsensical titles for people to base songs off of… and that someone is me.
20)
Dave's new take on the Questing Song
21)
B-side to Running down a Beast
22)
Note the period. It is important.
music.txt · Last modified: 2023/11/21 18:02 by 127.0.0.1
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