This is a popular drinking song, well renowned for it's quaint misogyny. Unfortunately for our readers, an elderly and self-important editor named “Gerald” has forbid the writer of this page from printing any of it because it contains, as he calls it, “inappropriate language”. He did, however, admit the song was a “catchy little ditty”.

It can be heard on request nightly from Seth, that handsome bard, in The Prancing Spiderkitty along with other famous Island songs, like “What Do You Do with A Drunken Watcher”, “NewHome Is Full of Noobs”, and “I Had No Idea That Was Your Wife”. It can also be heard, despite requests, all the friggin' time in the Rook's Nest.