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what_do_you_do_with_a_drunken_watcher

What Do You Do With a Drunken Watcher
As performed by Icterid and the Bipolar Mandibles at the Prancing SpiderKitty.

What do you do with a drunken Watcher? (x3)
Early in the morning.

Whay-hey, up she rises, (x3)
Early in the morning.

Buy her a beer1) and take you chances2)! (x3)
Early in the morning.

Whay-hey, up she rises, (x3)
Early in the morning.

Put her in a cage until she's sober! (x3)
Early in the morning.

Whay-hey, up she rises, (x3)
Early in the morning.

What do you do with a drunken Watcher? (x3)
Early in the morning.

Shave her head with a rusty razor! (x3)
Early in the morning.

Whay-hey, up she rises, (x3)
Early in the morning.

Toss her in bed with a drunken Admin3)! (x3)
Early in the morning.

Whay-hey, up she rises, (x3)
Early in the morning.

What do you do with a drunken Watcher? (x3)
Early in the morning.

Tie her up4)5) and sink the failboat! (x3)
Early in the morning.

Whay-hey, down it goes now, (x3)
Early in the morning.

That's what you do with a drunken Watcher! (x3)
Early in the morning!

1)
Nonsense. The Watcher only drinks single-malt, sake, and sterno.
2)
Well, if you do buy here a beer, then you get what's coming to ya!
3)
Are any Admins actually sober on a regular basis?
4)
She gets into that.
5)
It is, however, advisable to use kryptonite chains.
what_do_you_do_with_a_drunken_watcher.txt · Last modified: 2023/11/21 18:03 by 127.0.0.1

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