As performed by Icterid and the Bipolar Mandibles at The Prancing SpiderKitty

Somewhere over the island
Catapulted high
There a traveler's flying screaming,
“I am gonna die.”

Somewhere over the island
I must go
Put my life in the hands of midgets
Who would wish me woe

A way high above the clouds I'll fly
on my way to kill the drive so lonely
And then as will I start to drop
In fear my heart will try to stop
And then you'll find me

Somewhere crashed on the island
Battered me
Just to save a day's travel
Oh what a fool is me

Just because the morons fly
I catapulted
Why oh why did I?