The Old Improbable Island Wiki

A delightful fellow who believes in family togetherness, recycling of essential biological materials, and taking good care of tourists and travelers. His rare appearances on the island are joy-filled frolics that result in people just going to pieces ¹⁾.

Some misguided individuals claim that the occasional chainsaw is contaminated with Im that turns contestants into crazed, homicidal maniacs ²⁾.

Rumours that Crazy Audrey and Leatherface once dated have neither been proven or disproven ³⁾.

Leatherface does seem to follow a modified form of Rule #37, where 'Reload' is replaced by 'Refuel' and 'Open Fire' is replaced by a mechanical revving noise and cries of Yee-Haw!.

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Lots of pieces, which may resurface in the lifecycle of the Magical Mystery Meat Mount.

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Of course, that describes most everyone on the Island, so there's no real way to tell.

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One journalist who claimed to have a photo from a senior prom disappeared without explanation.