Nobody on the Island knows whether the citizens of Kittania are technically called “KittyMorphs”, “KittyMophrs”, “KittyMoprhs”, “KittyMorfs”, “PowerRangers KittyMorphers”, or “Power-Ranger KittyThunders”.¹⁾

Freakishly adorable²⁾³⁾, KittyMorphs are part cat, part Human, and part fine wine. Their existence on the Island is sometimes sullenly called obligatory, as certain test audiences responded with overwhelming enthusiasm when the show was in the pilot⁴⁾. The usual naysayers are Midgets and Mutants, likely jealous of the Watcher's capricious love for the KittyMorphs, leading to shorter FailBoat times.

Physically, KittyMorphs have some advantages and small disadvantages for fighting. Their sharp claws help them fight monsters, although their slender physique leaves them slightly vulnerable to attacks. KittyMorphs dislike the distraction of clothes, so they're often seen fightin' naked. If they do, they distract their opponents, about equal to a decent set of armour. This makes for great television. Since talk is cheap ⁵⁾, KittyMorphs are proficient in Classy and Confusing Insults.⁶⁾ Because of their disinterest in fighting and easily distracted nature, KittyMorphs have greater Stamina costs for Hunting, Running Away, Fighting, and Taking It on the Chin. They're good cooks, and like to saunter around the Island.

KittyMorphs are terminally distractable and phenomenally lazy.⁷⁾ Many seem to share a certain predilection for entertainment and chaos with the Jokers, and again like the Jokers, most are jackshit⁸⁾ insane⁹⁾ Overall, their naked performance and generally cuddly appearance makes them good for ratings.¹⁰⁾

1 cat year = 7 human years, and 1 Island year = 6 real life years, so 1 KittyMorph year = 42 real human years. That's science.¹¹⁾