. . .^{1) 2)}

We don't have any of these. Srsly. But if you really, REALLY

3. If anyone breaks a rule, kill a kitten ³⁾

3. Break all these rules roughly 50% of the time.⁴⁾

3. Break the above rule all 50% of that time.

3. This rule trumps all the other rules of the Wiki.

3. This rule trumps the above rules.

3. This rule is not a rule (unless it is or the rule two rules above it is in affect).

3. Rule of Funny trumps all other rules of the Wiki ⁵⁾

3. No rule shall have more than three words, or it is invalid.

3. 3 is best rule.

-1. Everything is a lion in disguise. ⁶⁾⁷⁾

-0. is not divisible.

0. Do not enrage the Moose.

1. Do not ingest Wiki of Lies.⁸⁾

2. There is no plan. Really. Planplanplanplanplanplan!

2.5. Be wary of your nemesis.

3.14. Please hang up and try your call again, if you need assistance, dial your operator, if you are calling long distance, dial 1 or 0 then the number, please hang up and try your call again.

4. Hmmm. This number doesn't seem to exist in the Wiki yet.

5. Being a newbie is okay, unless you are a newbie.

6. Screw the rules, I have money! The Real world does not exist here! We would have noticed it by now.

7. For the last time, card games do not exist in this universe!^9)10)11)

7b. Don't say what should be number. You know, the one bewtween 7 and 9. Twice 4. 10-2. ¹²⁾

7Squats will steal your requisiton, before killing each other trying to it all for themselves.^13)14)15)

8. Remember to write descriptions for your hut/shack/mansion/cottage/cheese when you build one.¹⁶⁾

9. This guideline does not exist.

10. And neither does this one.

11.1. Cookies!

11.2. Raise your hand to forfeit.

11.3. Extend the Guidelines.

11.5. Extend!

11.6. This is what happens when a Joker escapes the Island. Don't let it happen to your family! DON'T LEAVE THE ISLAND! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

12. If you value your life, you will extend these guidelines.

13. Awesome points are for awesome people. They are also for Snickerer's amusement.

14. Give me your money!

15. Asking for help kelp is illegal.¹⁷⁾¹⁸⁾

16. Will everyone please stop saying “O^&jz~” in this courtroom!¹⁹⁾

17. If you do not behave, Eris will smack you with a strudel.²⁰⁾

18. Self-evident truths are self-evident.^{21) 22)}

19. Don't gamble with the wind. There are serious consequences.

20. Always keep a bottle of Mindbleach at hand for emergencies. You'll know what we mean when you see it.

34. It's dicey to Dice with Death, since Death will dice you . . .to . . .death?²³⁾

42. The meaning of life, the universe, and everything is 42.²⁴⁾

99. FEAR ME!

100. Cake!

101. lol.

102. There is no Spoon.²⁵⁾

151. Always remember: TV says donuts are high in fat, kazoo, found a hobo in my room, it's Princess Leia, the yodel of life, give me my sweater back or I'll play the guitar!

1337. H0W 1 M1N3 F0R F15H?!!?11LULZ1

1984 A number between 4891 and 1489.

2101. Narrator: In A.D. 2101, war was beginning.²⁶⁾

Captain: What happen?

Mechanic: Someone set up us the bomb.

Operator: We get signal.

Captain: What?

Operator: Main screen turn on.

Captain: Its you.

Cats: How are you gentlemen. All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.

Captain: What you say?

Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time. Hahaha.

2448. I can has grammar skillz?

2449. I'MMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZOR²⁷⁾

9001. Also, it's over 9000!

9002. It's still over 9000!

40000. B.C. Be Cool.

Bajillion. Words are better then numbers. 1337 Sp3ak is an unholy hybrid that should be put out of its misery.

Bazillion. The amount of Skidges on the island.²⁸⁾²⁹⁾