The Old Improbable Island Wiki

The bane of Newbies and Lord High Badasses alike, these nasty little buggers multiply exponentially¹⁾ and unrelentingly despite our intrepid admin's best efforts. The weapons of choice in combating problems are as follows:

• Whinging petition²⁾
• Bottle of gin, or other hard liquor³⁾
• Large hammer (applied directly to the source of the problem, or failing that, the screen of the afflicted computer)⁴⁾
• Running in circles and screaming until someone else deals with it.⁵⁾
• Waiting until it ceases to be a problem for whatever reason.⁶⁾