monster_list
Someone should probably document all those monsters I've heard about! Well? Get to it! I'm certainly not going out there. Monsters are dangerous. <note important>This is only a list. For a non-Wiki of Lies catalogue (including descriptions too!) try this link. It's player maintained and publicly editable. All thanks to Rosemoo for making it!</note>
The List of Monsters On Improbable Island(In Alphabetical Order)
Admiral Flufferson
Army of Hippopotami
Bear Tied to Back of Another Bear
Blonde Heiress
Bluebird of Happiness
Book of Riddles
Broadway Extras
Bumbling Ally
Carrot Top
Chili Chef
Crazed Tech Support Rep
The Daughter of The Devil
Delusional Blue Spandex-Wearing Lunatic
The Devil
The Devil in a Blue Dress
The Devil in some Darling Open-Toed Heels
Drunken Nudist
Dust Bunny
Field Mouse
Fire-Breathing Kangaroo
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Gordon the Cheese Eater
Grunting Piggy
Haberdasher
Heart of Stone
Hiker
Huge Magnifying Glass
Iron Chef
Llamahawk
Kentucky Fried Zombie
Malevolent Burly Man3)
Man from deep, deep, dark, dark, deep, dark woods
Man from the Ministry
Mel Gibson
Member of Doktor Improbable Lovers Anonymous
Occam's Razorback
The Other White Meat
Paper Tiger
Polar Bear
Pope
Potted Plant
Professional Romance Writer
The Psychedelic Mushroom of Eternal Chaos
Pushme Pullyew
Rabbits
Radioactive Dinosaur
Rap Scallions
Shady Trees
Shining Happy People
Skronky Rain
SKUB Activists
Sinister Dexter
Small Piglet
Society of British Bedstead Men
Someone with caterpillars in their vagina
Sorority Girl in Nightie
That Guy
The Right Hemisphere of Your Brain
Thin Air
Thing from the Back of the Fridge
Three Toed Sloth
Tom Cruise
Tree4)
Ugly Harpy
The Undead Dreaming Catfish God
Vampires 6)
Violins
Yet Another “Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy” Ref
Your Mum
your own trap7)
Your Future Self
Your Past Self
Your Present Self
your violent allergy to bullets
Zombie Puppy
1)
See evil
2)
Nonsense.
3)
Some monsters have “Lethal”, “Malignant”, “Savage”, “Deadly”, “Dangerous”, “Malevolent”, and “Elite” variants. These are have increased HP and are sometimes higher levels than their standard counterparts.
Monster levels range from 1 to 17.
Monster levels range from 1 to 17.
4)
Level 17. I hate it.
6)
Not to be confused with Charm Vampires such as Seth and Emily
7)
sic
monster_list.txt · Last modified: 2023/11/21 18:02 by 127.0.0.1