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velociraptor

Velociraptor

A prehistoric carnivore. Usually hunts in packs.

Useful Information
  • Velociraptors lived 75 million years ago.
  • They are about the size of a large turkey1).
  • It takes a velociraptor 5 minutes to open a door2).
  • They think you're delicious.
  • Theoretically, they're repelled by Concord Grape Juice.
  • They do not know fear3)4)
1)
A large, vicious, man-eating turkey
2)
The first time
3)
Isn't it splendid that we don't have any mad doktors around here with good intentions and LOTS of delusions? We don't have any worries!
4)
No worries, mate. Just beer.
velociraptor.txt · Last modified: 2023/11/21 18:02 by 127.0.0.1
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