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REAL NAME: Duane O'Malley
A.K.A.: C.I.D.¹⁾
DATE OF BIRTH: 2052
AGE: 30's²⁾³⁾
PLACE OF BIRTH: Ireland
FIRST SEEN: During Season 2
NUMBER OF DAYS ON ISLAND FOUR: 33⁴⁾
CURRENT CITY: NewHomeTraveling

<note> WE BELIEVE THAT C.I.D. MAY STAND FOR THE FOLLOWING THINGS:

• Crazy Irish Drunk
• Certainly Insane Dude
• Could Instigate Destruction
• Can I Die?⁵⁾⁶⁾

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Duane O'Malley was born somewhere after the summer of 2051 and the start of summer in 2052. An exact date cannot be confirmed at this time. The exact place of birth is also unknown, but it was somewhere on the island of Ireland. It is was most likely a small town. Duane was named after some distand ancestor who was apparently a big shot in his time. We found no creditable data about him though. When Duane turned 5 his family moved to the United Countries. We have no information about him from than. The next time his name surfaces is when he enlist into the military.

When Duane turned 18 he enlisted into the Army of the United Countries. Little of his military career was able to be pulled. We know that he enlisted as infantry, but at some point was chosen to become a sniper. We also know that he served in several war zones, though few details on those still remain. O'Malley seemed to fly though the ranks and by his fourth year was promoted to Sergeant. O'Malley was out on a mission where the electrical magnetic pulses changed the world, but our informants say he had completed his mission before going missing in action.⁷⁾

In the Spring of 2074 the electrical magnetic pulses went off. Sergeant O'Malley, while on mission, was separated from his unit. What exactly happened on the mission is unknown and surrounded by rumors. We do know that the mission was successful and that Sergeant O'Malley went missing in action. He was not seen or heard from again until we found him. He was living in the Chinese jungles with no connection to the outside world. He took down several of our men before we were able to drug and restrain him. He should make an excellent contestant.

THE FOLLOWING ARE MESSAGES SENT FROM C.I.D. TO AN OUTSIDE CONTACT. WE DO NOT KNOW WHO THE CONTACT IS OR HOW HE IS SENDING THESE MESSAGES AT THIS TIME. WE CONTINUE TO INTERCEPT THESE MESSAGES TO GATHER MORE INFORMATION.

FIRST MESSAGE

How to sum up my first month on this island. Let's see I got dropped in from a plane, butt ass naked. Got yelled at. Spent quite a bit of time in the Jungle with little to no clothes and random objects for weapons. Helped out a fellow lost soul for a while than went back to working alone. My first week I was really feeling the improvement which seemed to have slowed down after that. Not that that is that odd though. Some also showed me how to time my attacks. This is suppose to help do more against the monsters. In my third week here I spent the first half of the week on the Failboat, mostly due to random chance. The second half I spent cursed by a joker… not much better. I also got a encrypted message from the Corporal… I think he's insane. I could not find the museum curator anywhere, so I bought a Budget Horse, named Tim, and set off for the other cities to pick up some items. Made it to the Improbable Central and Kittania easy enough, but when I got to Squat Hole it had been breached and was under attack. I tried to go to New Pitt instead, but it was the same there. So I went back to Squat Hole and help them get rid of their monster problem. Now I'm in New Pitt helping the zombies do the same. Never thought I'd be helping zombies fight off monsters… never thought I'd be helping zombies. This place is insane. Oh and did I mention they've got cameras everywhere filming this all for some reality TV show.

-C.I.D.

SECOND MESSAGE

My fifth week on this island is going… well it's going. I was able to obtain the items from Squat Hole and New Pitt. Along the way to Pleasantville my Budget Horse die. Lucky for me his son came along, named Jim. I'm pretty sure I'll go to Hell for this, but we buried his dad and then I convinced him that he should be my new mount. We made a quick stop in Pleasantville to pick up the item for the museum, then headed off to AceHigh.

-C.I.D.

RACE: Human
SEX: Maybe⁸⁾⁹⁾ Male
HEIGHT: 6'0“ tall
WEIGHT: 180 lbs
BUILD: Muscular, Lean muscle¹⁰⁾
SKIN COLOR: Tan
HAIR STYLE AND COLOR: Short, messy, and a natural red color
FACIAL HAIR STYLE AND COLOR: Short, natural red beard
EYE COLOR: Dark blue
CLOTHING: Nothing, save for his armor

A FULL PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION IS STILL NEED, BUT THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION HAS BEEN RECORDED.

HISTORY OF MENTAL ILLNESS: None known at this time
PERSONALITY: Quiet, unsocial, focus and driven.
IMPLANT: Chem Pack

• ADRENALINE LEVEL 1
• PAINKILLERS LEVEL 1
• STIMPACK LEVEL 1
• ADRENALINE LEVEL 2
• PAINKILLERS LEVEL 2
• STIMPACK LEVEL 2
• CHEMICAL HIGH

ARMOR: Chainmail Vest¹¹⁾
HELM: None
GLOVES: Hello kitty cotton mittens
BOOTS: Pink cotton socks
MOUNT: Son of a Budget Horse¹²⁾¹³⁾

WEAPONS: Kitchen knife

<note warning>THIS WAS PUT IN BY THE CORPORAL PUNISHMENT</note>

• LEVEL: 11
• HITPOINTS: 110
• ATTACK: 19
• DEFENSE: 21

• NORMAL: 15
• EASY FIGHTS: 1
• BIG TROUBLE: 0
• SUICIDAL: 0

• FIGHTING - NORMAL: 38
• RUNNING AWAY: 6
• TAKING IT ON THE CHIN: 5

• JUNGLE: 3
• PLAINS: 8
• BEACH: 0
• RIVER: 1
• OCEAN: 0
• SWAMP: 5
• MOUNTAINS: 0
• SNOW: 0

• REINFORCEMENT: 38