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Full Name: Johnny D.¹⁾ Dangerous

Age: Classified

Gender: Classified

Race: Classified

Occupation: Cashier at a local grocery store²⁾

Although his name contains the word “Danger” twice, Johnny Dangerous appears anything but. He has been known to run screaming from any opponent strong than him, whether he stands a good chance of winning or not.

Is currently the only known possessor of an anti-gravity device, which he brought to the island with him in his anal cavity, and is used solely for party tricks.

Prefers to be called Johnny Dangerous, rather than just Johnny or John.

Is allegedly Ex Special Forces³⁾.

Knows where you sleep at night.

Definitely isn't working for the Government⁴⁾⁵⁾