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Anti-Gravity Device
A device that defies Gravity.
Methods of Creation
Common Method
There are many ways to implement an anti-gravity device, but the most common involves strapping a slice of buttered toast to the back of a cat1)2). The cat must land on its feet, but the toast has to land buttered side down; therefore, the array simply spins in mid-air.
Other Methods
Due to the inherent improbability of Improbable Island, every microwave has a small chance to spontaneously evolve into an anti-gravity device whenever you try to heat up a metal spork3)4).5).
Current Owners
The only current known owner of an anti-gravity device is Johnny Dangerous, who arrived on the island with the device safely hidden up his bum. Unfortunately, no one knows the full tactical advantage such a device provides, as he uses it solely for party tricks and to lift up women's skirts.
1)
Or willing Kittymorph
3)
This method isn't recommended, as every microwave has a very large chance to explode when you try to heat up a metal spork.
4)
Make sure the spork is metal. Plastic sporks just make your microwave hungry.
5)
There are, of course, altrnatives to the metal spork.Each has a different effect. For instance, an aluminum spork will catch on fire while ,obviously, a wooden spork will call forth the evil hordes of bealzebub to reign terror upon the whole of the earth MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 20% of the time, anyway
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