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Clan QuackQuackQuack (QQQ)

Clan QQQ is a small, secretive, fairly minor guild1)2) hardly worth mentioning at all, occasionally seen running through cities at high rates of speed3), making nonsense comments to one another 4), and generally wearing ill-fitting clothes in public.

Things that are known

History

That Annoying Epaphus founded QQQ and rules it with an iron thumb. Not the whole fist - just the thumb. He keeps a tank of carp behind his desk and has been known to deal with dissent about the clan's ranks by slapping the dissenters repeatedly about the face and neck with a live carp. 15) 16)

Major campaigns for the clan included:

Investigation into the Groups other activities reveals the Erection27) of a hidden shrine deep in the mountains near Cyber City. 28) However, not to be outdone by other Clans' monstrously amazing buildings 29), QQQ has begun work on an Embassy just south of IC, to play host to any other clan who wishes representation.

Members

Clan membership is open to pretty much anyone, even Jokers. I mean, these people obviously have have very little few standards.30)31)32) But they do have strong clan buffs.

Like many other clans though, the QQQ clan has a policy for booting members out of the clan for those members who haven't been that active. If a valid reason is given then the only thing members would have to watch out is if they become too inactive and their characters get deleted. For new members, we give roughly 50 days of inactivity and then you're out the door. For everyone else, you would get a warning around the 50 day point and then will be kicked out if there is no more space in the clan and they still are active.

Current Member List


Member Dwellings

1)
Anything you know about the clan is a complete lie
2)
Also ignore, the fact that QQQ is one of the larger clans on the island. That's just from membership inflation.
3)
Sometimes a tad too high.
4)
They understand each that's what matters
5)
Every Quack knows marbles do not exist in your head, they exist in your pocket or on the ground for others to step on
6)
Next person to be able to fully count the number of marbles in the floor of the clan hall wins a prize
7)
Just don't ask how it was created and there will be no questions about how you found out about them
8)
I'd like to introduce my new character. Their name is the QQQ Clan hall.
9)
If you see it around, tell it's lost please. The Quacks would highly appreciate it.
10)
Actually it works in uite logical ways… well in Horatio's mind anyway
11)
I mean come on, I can understand giving me a tail, but turning me into a robot. Come on
12)
Though it wasn't bad… I just got really warm
13)
That can be argued now that Kestrel is gone
14)
After all, who has that kind of time and energy? Well, Jokers do, but it's their nature.
15)
The carp view this as just another annoyance they have to put up with in exchange for free fish food.
16)
They're fat and sassy carp, so the arrangement seems to be working for them.
17)
This event is classified, and any inquiries will cause somebody to be smacked about the face and neck with a live carp. Seriously - we mean it. It happened to us. We're trying to save you from a carp-slapping here.
18)
They were really cute, all lined up in their matching eight-legged lederhosen - except for that fat one on the end. Wow, that was one ugly spiderkitty.
19)
An invitation-only event. Don't be sad if you weren't invited. There's always next time - and the way these resets are going, there will be a next time. Any day now. Yep, yep, yep.
20)
Technically, this has not happened yet, but it will. Time is an illusion.
21)
Not to be confused with the original duck bombing
22)
Heavily modified to include surveillance camera, with equipment outright stolen from the FailBoat.
23)
You also can't forget the pool and the 80 kilos of rubber ducks in there
24)
see germ_coppers for police records
25)
obviously a lie
26)
Please don't ask how the tradition started, it's better not to ask questions
27)
snigger. Oh, come on, did you have to use that word?
28)
Rumours state that the hidden shrine was damaged by monsters during the Great Endless Outpost Invasions
29)
We're looking at you, GERM
30)
As long as you can handle ducks and gremlins then you're alright!
31)
We encourage you to spill your secrets about breeding them for a secret programme as well
32)
We're talking about the ducks in case you were wondering
33)
A fine establishment, much better than the Squat whorehouse in Squat Hole
34)
Also better then a Squat whorehouse, but probably not a kittymorph whorehouse
35)
Includes a Squat whorehouse!