Wanker.¹⁾ Jerk. Avoid.

Proof he's a jerk:

• Actively hunts bugs and exploits.
• Encourages people to try the higher ranks, then laughs when he sees them on the FailBoat.
• He often offers advice, even when people least ask for it.
• He boasts about anything he feels even the slightest bit proud of.
• Sticks exclusively to Bastard Ranks. Partly out of spite, partly because they match his character.
• Was the first to do 50 consecutive Bastards. ²⁾
• As far as he knows, he's the first and only to achieve a 1 day bastard rank without a single trip to the failboat.
• Oh, and there were a few Bastard-ranks without any equipment. One as a Robot.
• Unable to juggle even while standing on one foot and making faces.^3)4)5)6)

Should you encounter a wild Maniak on the Island, apply Monster Repellent. He'll then tell you why you suck for attempting such a manoeuvre and offer a superior alternative⁷⁾. Worry not, Maniak and his ramblings rarely stay in one spot for too long.⁸⁾

Alright listen up you lowly maggots. I've come to the conclusion that I hate all of you and want to see you all suffer. I have established a Rewards Programme⁹⁾ to promote self-destruction. If any of you weaklings can actually survive a Rank 6/Rank 7 or Bastard Rank you'll receive fabulous prizes like Teleporters, Crates or Cookies. Get cracking so I can hear your tormented screams on the failboat.

Natter¹⁰⁾ or Distract Maniak to join.