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End The Watcher's Tyranny!	Free health care!	No more Failboating!	Welcome to Ashtu's Anarchy Annex, your Anti-Watcher HeadQuarters! Please limit your postings to party business ^{Do help yourself to a cup of coffee!}
Free weapon and armour blessing!	Who watches The Watcher?		^{NOTICE - Due to an impending visit from his cousin Horatio, Ashtu may be unavailable for a few days. We apologize for the inconvenience. Sorry, everyone - some minor issues when I went for a drive in the jungle with a blond woman. I'll be back soon. Enjoy the new room upstairs, especially the dartboard!}
The Nasty Rumor about The Watcher is true!			^{PARTY MEMBERS - Be sure to check the files - I finally have proof of collaboration with The Watcher! BIG NEWS UPDATE!}
			^{Clan SUGAR has graciously invited us to share their environs, and help further our glorious cause! Feel free to apply for membership in the Clan Halls, if you haven't already!} _{The first march around the island has taken place! Sorry I didn't notify anybody else, but it had to be done immediately and quietly. There are notes in the second drawer.}
			^{EVIDENCE OF BOURGEOIS OPPRESSION}	^{(Wadded up in a trashcan, you see:) A tattered transcript Another tattered transcript And another tattered transcript And yet another tattered transcript}