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In Ashtu's Anarchy Annex, The Upper Room:

2010-08-02 00:39:55: White Lady Eveline Reverb quietly checks whether Ashtu might be awake. Oh, goody! She grins and waves at sAshtu.
2010-08-02 01:13:46: White Lady Eveline Reverb must have dozed off, waiting for the new day to arrive. “Oh. . you're up already. Good morning. I assume your brother has ranted long enough for me not to need to introduce myself?”
2010-08-02 01:14:03: The Wiicked sAshtu says, “Lazy bones!!” to the White Lady.
2010-08-02 01:15:06: The Wiicked sAshtu says, “Oh, heck, I feel like we're sisters!”
2010-08-02 01:20:23: White Lady Eveline Reverb grins. “I've heard him talking to himself about his 'unmanageable, no-good, fraternising-with-the-enemy sister'. . . that alone means I have to like you.”
2010-08-02 01:20:29: The Once-Wiise Ashtu yells “HEY! What's going on here!?”
2010-08-02 01:23:40: The Wiicked sAshtu grabs her brother with a Vulcan nerve pinch and he slumps to the floor.
2010-08-02 01:24:15: White Lady Eveline Reverb glares at Ashtu. “We were having a conversation, untill a certain loudmouth cat decided to interrupt. Do you mind?”
2010-08-02 01:24:33: The Once-Wiise Ashtu goes thud.
2010-08-02 01:26:36: The Wiicked sAshtu says, “Okay, I'll grab his hands, you grab his feet, and we'll dump in Kittania's square! Sound like fun?”
2010-08-02 01:31:24: White Lady Eveline Reverb ponder this for a moment. “Mmmh. . We have to be able to come up with something a bit more. . . creative. Ooooh. . . what is the one place he wouldn't want to be caught dead at?
2010-08-02 01:31:59: White Lady Eveline Reverb can get the camara's to whip up some. . . interesting footage if she asks nicely. .
2010-08-02 01:34:28: The Wiicked sAshtu says, “I can think of a bunch of places that meet that description - got one in mind?”
2010-08-02 01:37:08: White Lady Eveline Reverb looks at the black night's sky. “Well, at this hour, the Watcher's bedroom is out, sadly. .”
2010-08-02 01:48:15: White Lady Eveline Reverb shrugs. “Kittania it is, then. Hold on a minute. .” She starts opening and closing the dresser doors, until she is rewarded with a faint glow and a view of the Kittania main square.
2010-08-02 01:51:12: The Wiicked sAshtu oooooooooohs. . . . .
2010-08-02 01:52:31: White Lady Eveline Reverb mock-bows, before grabbing Ashtu's feet. “After you. . .”
2010-08-02 01:53:43: The Wiicked sAshtu grabs her brother's hands and says, “Lead on!”
2010-08-02 01:55:06: White Lady Eveline Reverb drags the limp form of her favourite nemesis out of the room, and onto the grass of kittania. Behind them, the Doorway blinks out of sight.

In Kittania:

2010-08-02 01:56:51: White Lady Eveline Reverb enters, dragging the lifeless form of Ashtu behind her. She finds a suitable tree, and looks at her co-conspirator. “This one?”
2010-08-02 01:58:53: The Once-Wiise Ashtu says, “Yeah, this'll do just fine!” and releases her brother's hands. and giggles.
2010-08-02 02:01:04: White Lady Eveline Reverb runs off into Sheila's and returns moments later with a pair of frilly pink panties. “Here, try and get these on 'im, i'm going to stop by the Cool Springs for a moment.”
2010-08-02 02:01:58: The Wiicked sAshtu says “Yeah, this'll do!” and releases her brother's hands. And giggles.
2010-08-02 02:03:00: The Once-Wiise Ashtu groans faintly and twitches a bit.
2010-08-02 02:03:29: White Lady Eveline Reverbruns off into Sheila's and returns moments later with a pair of frilly pink panties. “Here, try and get these on 'im, i'm going to stop by the Cool Springs for a moment.”
2010-08-02 02:05:44: The Wiicked sAshtu is almost laughing too hard to even try. ALMOST. She snatches the panties and starts working them over her brother's big feet.
2010-08-02 02:07:56: The Once-Wiise Ashtu is still only semi-conscious, but is starting to struggle just a bit.
2010-08-02 02:09:47: White Lady Eveline Reverb returns with a handfull of dried catnip, proquired from 'under the counter' at the Springs. “Now, we'll just have to rub this on him firmly, and he'll get a very. . . friendly awakening.”
2010-08-02 02:10:51: White Lady Eveline Reverb looks around at the sleeping Kittymorphs everywhere. They are early risers, and once they catch the scent. . . She deftly sits down on Ashtu's chest to stop him from squirming.
2010-08-02 02:13:19: The Wiicked sAshtu grabs a handful of the catnip and starts rubbing into her brother's hair. “How do you come up with ideas like this? I was just thinking of dumping him!” She starts giggling again.
2010-08-02 02:16:30: The Wiicked sAshtu finishes up with the catnip and steps back. “Oh, he is going to be so ticked at me!”
2010-08-02 02:16:54: White Lady Eveline Reverb shrugs. “I'm a GERMan. We exel in creative madness. Ever used the waterslide we built into the library?”
2010-08-02 02:18:13: White Lady Eveline Reverb grins. “Lets hope so.” She hoists their victim up, allowing her fellow miscreant to tie him firmly to the trunk.
2010-08-02 02:18:54: The Wiicked sAshtu says, “Not yet, my brother tries to keep a short leash on me. But I'll try to get over there soon.”
2010-08-02 02:20:10: The Wiicked sAshtu double and TRIPLE knots the cords!
2010-08-02 02:21:36: The Once-Wiise Ashtu groans again and his eyes start fluttering.
2010-08-02 02:23:11: The Wiicked sAshtu says, “I'll have to hide out in AIB's Tree Fort for a week after this one!”
2010-08-02 02:25:41: White Lady Eveline Reverb pats the tied-up Ashtu on the head. “Well, this one ain't keeping you from anything. And once you get inside, there are more places to hide than you can imagine. We get lost ourselves regularly.”
2010-08-02 02:27:41: The Once-Wiise Ashtu starts to wake up in earnest.
2010-08-02 02:29:18: The Wiicked sAshtu RUNS out the south gate, giggling manically.
2010-08-02 02:31:31: White Lady Eveline Reverb adjusts several camera's to keep an eye on the going-ons, efore she, too, disappears into the jungle.
2010-08-02 02:35:22 __As the sun lifts over the trees in Kittania, the slumbering kittymorphs yawn and stretch. This morning, however - something's different. Something smells - good. . . . . . . .
2010-08-02 02:37:29: The Once-Wiise Ashtu comes wide awake with a jerk. What the hell? “HEY!! What the heck is this! How'd I get here!?”
2010-08-02 02:40:45: The Once-Wiise Ashtu is suddenly surrounded by kittymorphs - nuzzling him, rubbing against him, sniffing him, licking him and generally making extreme nuisances of themselves. None of them offer to untie him, though.
2010-08-02 02:44:09: The Once-Wiise Ashtu screams at the top of his lungs, “REVERB! Rotten little sister of mine! WHERE ARE YOU TWO?!”
2010-08-02 02:46:56: The Wiicked sAshtu strolls in from the south. “Did you call, brother dearest?” She snickers a little.
2010-08-02 02:50:46: The Once-Wiise Ashtu speaks quietly, through gritted teeth. “Untie. Me. Now. Or so help me, I'll. . . . . .I'll. . . . . . . . . . .”
2010-08-02 02:53:31: The Wiicked sAshtu stands in front of her brother with her arms crossed, grinning. “Yessssss? You'll do what? Mom's not around here, remember?”
2010-08-02 02:58:48: The Once-Wiise Ashtu starts to get red in the face, but then slumps against the cords. “ALL RIGHT. Just untie me, Sis, and we'll talk about letting you have a little more freedom, okay?” He heaves a great sigh.
2010-08-02 03:01:58: The Wiicked sAshtu grins again at her brother. “Well, that's a good start, Bro.” She chases away the other kittymorphs and starts untying the cords holding him to the tree.
2010-08-02 03:04:46: The Once-Wiise Ashtu shakes the catnip out his hair and RIPS the frilly pink panties off, wadding them up and throwing them at the snickering kittymorphs.
2010-08-02 03:07:45: The Wiicked sAshtu and The Once-Wiise Ashtu wander back out the south gate. Still bickering. As usual.

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