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Clan and Outpost Defences

Being a response to The Watcher's Recent Appearance.1)

See also the Outpost Invasion Plan.

The Plan

Stay close to your friends, listen to your clan leaders, don't be a dick. Help out as much as you can, organize your clan if your leaders are not doing so already. Take a stand.

We may die, we may be wounded, but do not fear. Steel yourself for the battle ahead.

Below is a list of the Outposts and their particular defenses, and a list of the Clan Outpost assignments.

Good luck, kick arse.

Outposts and Their Particular Defenses

Here is my understanding of how each place is currently being defended and by whom. This would be the list to check if you are clan-less or otherwise unoccupied by other order

Ace High

Cyber City 404

Improbable Central

Kittania

NewHome

New Pittsburgh

Pleasantville

Squat Hole

Note: Members of Chimental are scattered throughout all outposts.

Clan Outpost Assignments

<SAVOR> The Soaring Amphitheatre Venture

<AIB> Amity In Bedlam

<ROGUE> Rather Outrageous GAthering Unclear on Everything

<LDD> Legion of Dynamic Discord

<QQQ> Quack Quack Quack

<NBLUE> Dead Parrot Society

<CHAOS> Causing High Amounts Of Strangeness

<FNORD> The Erisian Movement for Improbability

<SPARC> Sweet Playful Amusing Renegade Clan

<MICE> Hyper-Intelligent Pan-Dimensional Beings

<TUNES> Totally Useful Non-Entity Storage

< DICE> The Aleatory Ensemble

<SUGAR> Bureau of Improbability Generation

<SPICE> Society for Preservation of Improbability

<SWEET> The SWEET Clan

< CDAG> Collateral Damage Adventurers' Guild

<SOUR> Society of Unlimited Requisition

<Hope> The Wayfarer's Gambit

<GERM> General Engineering Racketeering n' Musical Guild

<xkcd> Harmless Fleshy Mammals

<KGB> Kinky Gallivanting Bastards

<GOLD> Heart of Gold

<MAAT> Meeting of Abrrant Academics and Tricksters

<SAS> Society for the Anti-Social

<CIA> Centre of Improbability Administrators

<not> The Order of Nothing

< Wise> The Academy

<what> Dragon Riding Adventurers of Space and Time

<TAMED> Taking Advantage of MAnkind Every Day

<UP> The Unthinkable Philosophers

<GREN> Knights of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

<ICEE> Inorganic Catlike Enlongated Elements

<JERKS> Jestfully Enjoying Recurrent Kitschy Schadenfreude

<dmh> black goat with a thousand young

<Raep> Redeeming Attributes Expected Please

<BMG> Brewmasters Guild

<MSPA> Order of Sepulchritude

<CRAB> Crab Head Zombies

<TKN> Taller Than Knees

<KDUX> Krumpdux

<OLDE> Olde Tyme Guild of Dystinguished Gentlemen

<ASS> Association of Slaughter and Shiny

<RS> Random Squad

<JIG> The Casual Followers of Jay

<YAHO> Yeast and Hop oligarchy

<CBE> Cult of the Blind eye

<PETA> People Eating Tasty Animals

<FUN> Freelance Urban Nomads

<IBN> Improbable Broadcasting Network

<TW> Torchwood

<DAFT> Dimensionally Accelerated Frontier Trespassers

<WAA> Waa Waa

<SHIT> Seekers of Honor Improbability and Truth

<VILE> Very Improbable Ludicrous Extras

<PHOEB> Plaintively Helping Others EveryBody

<CPU> Central Probable Unit

<MOTH> Muthas of the Hats

<RAVEN> Raven Nation

<LLAMA> Dos Llamas

<ALT> Alliance Lacking Taste

<KOL> Kings of Loathing

<TKA> To Kill A

<Buns> Riders of the Bloody Bun

<AoE> Scholomance Debate Team

<CT> Clan Tarrasque

<BOAT> Boatmurdered

<star> Surreptitious Travelers of the Astral Realm

<HUKED> Huked On Fonix

1)
Not so recent now
2)
There's nothing natural about a bunch of pissed-off Jokers!
3)
The biologically instilled fear of them is however! Books piss themselves when a Joker glares.
4)
And you have a vested interest in keeping it safe. It's your last refuge, and supplies the Store.
5)
Dan and the PSK staff are filing a petition against this, saying they'd rather have jungle beasts in the pub. Less mess.
6)
Which is nearly cancelled entirely by the desire to see Dan soundly pummelled
7)
Which fires, on average, once or twice per hour, causing the entire outpost to black out untill someone fixed the Comm Tent's power generators.
8)
Which, contrary to what anyone tells you, are definitely not made from XXXXL Magnum Trojans stolen from a Bicyclops
9)
And a rabbit trap, to trap the pure, unadulterated evil
10)
Were tallking cambodia Times twenty here
11)
Sea serpent will ferry incomers to the gates.
12)
you know, outer edge to inner edge, in a circle aorund the joint, not just 40 feet. Duh
13)
They freeze whatever stabbcan assembleed on contact in a 1-3ft radius.
14)
Most important BY FAR
15)
Look, I don't know either.
16)
Trenches courtesy of Anadel
17)
“Built” By Jamesb, probably going to collapse
18)
Triggered by tripwire.
19)
Monsters can't read. Though some do write.
20)
just the one. I've named her Sally. She's quite lonely
21)
Pirates are quite offensive
22)
…and Stench
23)
Rumours of volleyball and weenie roasts are greatly exaggerated.