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Fourth Wall Repair Crew

1) A small cadre of construction workers (Non-union)2) tasked by the Network with repairing breaks in the Fourth Wall. They can usually be seen in the Commons, and sometimes in outposts, hastily running in to repair cracks and holes in the Fourth Wall caused by unwary Contestants. They include:

Foreman - Louis Paddington IV

A rather traditionalist Joker, he can't abide any breaking of the Fourth Wall. At least, not in outposts or the Commons. What happens in the Jungle is its own damned fault. An authoritative Joker, he was the first and original member of the W4RC, as a lazy Network Exec calls it. He's worked in construction all his life, and refuses to leave until the job's done. He wears a rather dapper black suit, with a whistle and a megaphone hanging from his neck.

Lackeys

Germaine Kraft

A rather unfortunate Mutant, he was born with five arms that, at birth, ended in nubs. It was only later in life that the nubs grew out into a hammer, a hacksaw, a spade, and two screwdrivers. It was also then that he developed the pus-gland under his arm, the discharge of which acts as a handy Spackle. He acts as the main Mason of the crew.

Donny Bogwater

Recruited by the Network and LPIV after displaying a fair talent for heavy lifting, despite his stature and lack of manners. He is a Midget, after all. Can't expect everything from a worker.

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under construction
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filthy scabs
w4rc.txt · Last modified: 2023/11/21 18:02 by 127.0.0.1

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