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Name: Agape, Vuk

Age: 19

DOB: 12/24/204x

Hometown: London, England

Family:

Father (Unknown): Richard Gris
Mother (Alive): Eleanor Abel
Grandparents (Unknown): Gris, Unknown and Gris, Unknown
Grandparents (Alive): Abel, William and Abel, Henrietta
Husband (Alive): Agape, Lapis
Children (Alive) ¹⁾: Agape, Eleanor and Agape, Leo

Current Residency: Agape Residence (37,15), Improbable Island, Earth²⁾

Languages: English, Serbian

Non-Mementos: Part white, part black, part red flower³⁾⁴⁾ A Completely White Flower⁵⁾⁶⁾ A black and red flower, which smells like burned wood⁷⁾ An old looking coin⁸⁾ A Slippery Knife⁹⁾ Wireless Headphones¹⁰⁾

Mementos:

Glowing Crystal

A Crystal fragment from the Cave lake found deep within the Light Circle. It Glows bright enough to light a path in front of you, yet is soft on your eyes.

Tiny Paper Umbrella

When beachside establishments have these, you know they're serious about it. Look how colorful and festive it is!

Laser dot

You've actually managed to catch a laser dot! Be careful though, open your hand, and it's gone! Pesky little demons, mocking you with their diabolical dance. Well, this one was not quick enough. You better put it back before it manages to escape…

Blood Red Feather

A Blood Red Feather that might be coming from the wings of Harpy Priestess Heta. Maybe the feather was once light brown, but dyed blood red at some point. Maybe smelling it would be of more use?

Large Purple Sparkly Double-ended Dildo!

18 inches of glorious sparkly purple silicone, double-headed and laced with thick veins! The bearer of this fine item is one of the lucky few who has beaten the odds to win at Bordello dice! They must be so very proud.

Fringe Badge, Sentinel Class

A down-pointed triangle, black and silver with a pocketwatch in the center, six arms racing around the face at varying speeds. Fringe Sentinel rims the pocketwatch, and Pursue - Protect - Preserve are inscribed on each of the badge's edges.

Chocolate Truffles

A Chocolate truffle made with 80% cocoa chocolate with a creamy and slightly chilled center. Rolled in lightly sweetened cocoa powder, then wrapped in a pretty wrapper with a purple bow. A tag on the bow shows a riddle-shaped logo on it.

Mepins Muffin

Mepins Muffin! A delicious Muffin of whatever flavor is your favorite! Baked with all the love and care from Mepins.

Leverage's Guide For Villains And Villainettes

A small, thin volume of remarkable wisdom, Leverage's Guide For Villains and Villainettes is the required text for all aspiring villains and masterful malevolents. Read it and (your foes will) weep.

Itty Bitty Spiderkitty

This spiderkitty is quite tiny! A little cigarette glows in it's tomcat grin as it skitters about on eight little wriggly legs. What a fancy little hat you've got there!

Scooby Snax box

A cyan, rectangular, box with a green front cover, which has a single slanted, also cyan, stripe across it, over which are the words SCOOBY SNAX, each letter placed around unprofessionally.

Riddle Shaped Candy

It's shaped like a good riddle! What's the shape of a good riddle, you ask? You're not sure, but this candy sure reminds you of it! The candy wrapper has the maker's name and motto written on it. “Wish's Candies! Made with love of candy!”

Valskyr Christmas Tree

A Christmas Tree harvested at great personal risk of death by grumpy frost giants from the forests of Valskyr by Dirk Vanderhuge. This beautiful tree is the perfect holiday centerpiece for your home!

Cuil

One Cuil = One level of abstraction away from the reality of a situation.

Example: You ask me for a Hamburger.

At 1 Cuil: if you asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon.

Lump of coal

In a red velvet bag with soft plastic lining, this is simply a lump of coal, meaning that you're on Santa's naughty boys list. This is not regiftable, as the bag has the words “Merry X-Mas, Vuk!” embroidered with white and green thread on the side.

Everflowing Thermos

A deep violet thermos, that looks normal enough. Always seems perfectly warm, and never seems to lose any weight.

Improbable Dreidel

A great miracle happened there.

So bring the miracles to you, today! This spinning top is made of fine wood and improbability! Guaranteed to be able to spin, and spin, and spin, and spin.

Great for teaching young kids how to gamble!

Drowic Top

A top carved out of white stone with engraved runes in Drowic which can be read as: “Veldrin ser dos, rah d'l'quar'valsharess veldri dos,” which translates to: “Shadows keep you, hand of the goddess hide you.”

Mistletoe Belt Buckle

Santa knows what you want for Christmas! This belt buckle with the permanently preserved mistletoe encased in it, just might help you with that.

Perfectly Preserved Snowflake

A perfectly preserved Snowflake that doesn't melt. How improbable!

Wind up toy koala

It's a tiny toy koala that fits neatly into the palm of you hand. The arms snap together with magnets so you can attach it to your backpack, your jacket, or your belt, as though it's giving you a teeny tiny warm hug.

Free Pants

A pair of lovingly-patched trousers from Soup and Pants in Improbable Central. Finally, the pants you've been waiting for!

Mother's Mark

A mark is emblazoned onto you. It is a small circle surrounded by wings, with a sword cutting vertically through it. This is the Mother's Mark, which (once a day) allows you to relax and enhance the power and accuracy of magical skills.

Overdue Library Book

A cheap and well-thumbed paperback, shrouded in a durable plastic cover.

A Novelty Card

Well, there's not much to say. It's a novelty card. It vaguely resembles the crimson and gold mask of a super hero with glowing eyes. Who knows who it could be? Such mystery and int- Yeah. Okay. We know it's Iron Man. Best open it, yeah?

Ancient dragon scale

This dull blue scale was found deep underground in ash lake. It's dull, and just small enough to fit on your palm. What use could such a thing have?

A plain rose

A Simple rose, that never withers.

A Broken System

It's a statuette of Lady Justice.

Small wooden winged Wolf statue

A carving of a wolf it appears to be accurately detailed. The wolf itself has what appears to be saphires for eyes. It's wings are spread out as though it is about to take flight.

Paper Rings

A pair of small origami paper rings. It looks fragile, it even crinkles. Go for it, put it on!

Small Walrus Figurine

It appears to be made of ivory… how ironic.

Squishy Camera

A regular film-based camera, that spits out a small photo every time it's clicked. It's squishy, however. And putting it up to your ear reveals that it's breathing.

Wattson is now a wolf, and a good one at that; blue furred wolf, with large, and weird circuit-like lines, that end with big dots. It may look like the back of a circuit board to some! His eyes are the same as Vuk's.
He is accompanied by Winged Filou, a blue furred kitten.

Vuk, upon arrival to the Island, was a Human¹¹⁾.

Blond, long hair, and violet eyes were the main physical characteristics of this barely legal British young man. His knowledge on technology seemed wast, but he had also liked the simple things in his life. As a hopeless romantic, he always like liked someone; the few times romance did spark things would go wrong, and he'd end up single once again. Luckily, his friends¹²⁾¹³⁾, who are to this day like family to him, were there for him.

More of his story was revealed¹⁴⁾ with every week passing.

It was revealed that he had been homeless at one point.

Elemental powers¹⁵⁾ came back to him, which were lost at a single mentally stressful point.
He was Human more than once.

A gentle soul like Vuk was easily corrupted, but also easily fooled into love. As a Kittymorph, he wasn't too special, physically. His eyes remained the same violet colour they always were¹⁶⁾.

More of his history was revealed, events were added, and taken away once again.

His powers grew, and even multiplied.

Thanks to a sociopath, Vuk earned himself a wound that'd never heal. The wound took form of two runes molded together. Later, this rune aided him by getting rid of large amounts of energy which shouldn't be in him in the first place. It also almost killed him several times by not stopping the process of ridding of energy¹⁷⁾.

His powers were recited once.

He gained a familiar; a snake made purely of electricity, which he punelly named Wattson.

His life had straightened out; he found a perfect lover, with whom he had moved in, and began building a life. Stupidly, he went to fight Horatio for the third time.

Vuk, after DKing for the third time, appeared in a form of Nekomimi. His ears and tail were white, with brown spots. His eyes were violet, and were usually the only part of his face that could be seen, other than the chin, due to a black hoodie. Despite his familiar features, he seemed different. A different person¹⁸⁾. He refused to reveal both his species, and his face, and, once he did, he was shocked by the acceptance of both his species, and a large scar over his face.

The 'Parallel' Vuk is a mean, rude, and depressed Nekomimi which has shown interest in blood, and self-harm. Dangerous to himself, and to others, his family attempted to help. One way of helping him was bringing him to his old lover, who, after a brief conversation, rejected him¹⁹⁾.

Soon, he stabilized. Despite this fact, he wasn't his old lover's version of Vuk, and was rejected for the second time. Search for new love was tough, yet he had stumbled upon a few interesting characters. A particular, seemingly normal character stuck for a long time.

Life went on, despite the Original Vuk being thought of as dead.

This particular species gave Vuk a rough start. He couldn't eat Human food²⁰⁾, but he could definitely eat Human. The realization brought on a terrible feeling, which he had come to peace with surprisingly easily.

With this body came upgrades; a large, strong stomach²¹⁾ replaced his old. His eyes violet, his hair white, his nose and lips smaller gave him a new face.

Few problems occurred which were easily solved, but one that really takes the cake, is his battle with the famous Mist. During the battle, Vuk had lost his lower jaw as he was attempting to feed on his opponent. Despite this, he won the battle.

At the same point Vuk was a Ghoul, his special someone had decided to leave him. Once he had spoke to Vuk about his decision, Vuk, due to a long period of emotionally tiring events he had lost his mind, and, possibly out of rage, broke his arm. Soon after Vuk encountered a female, Human-looking, nude figure made of 'dark mist'. She called herself a goddess, and, with the help of her power to make people feel as worst as possible, won Vuk over, unleashing his dark side. His hair had turned black as the night, and his eyes were even darker. He helped the Goddess fight in the Great God War.

Vuk, soon after discovering that there are other Ghouls on the Island²²⁾, had started to cannibalize on his own species. This was a partial, yet the main reason that he had gone mad, turning against his friends, black magic now is his possesion.

In a Joker game with an old friend²³⁾ Vuk had lost, and became one in her collection. The Joker had her spider pet cover him in spider silk, under which he changed into the shiniest thing in the universe. Light blue hair and eyes, with the multicolored bright butterfly²⁴⁾ wings all mixed up, and hurt people's eyes²⁵⁾.

Vuk avoids talking about this exact event, due to some of her friends being highly invasive, and rude towards him. Despite this, Vuk's obsession of Jokers²⁶⁾ still exists.

A powerful magic destroyed the Dark One. Magic belonging to a GREAT LEADER!

The wings of an angel, The horns of a devil. The fur of a wolf, The mind of three men. That is where we stand.

I aspire towards heavens, Yet I shall not reach them. I live not for them, But for those who shall breach them. Art by Arken Feyl

A WolfMorph of white fur, large ears, and collars also had a strange feature or two to him. His horns were on the front of his head, but bent backwards; as if they were a goats horns. His wings were small at the start, but they soon started to grow.

Ever seen horns that, when rubbed, release purple glitter that turns things a wee devilish? No? Well, now you have! Previously mentioned features made this WolfMorph into a Demon-Angel combination.

One who lives on SEX!

Two bright tails, and two bright ears shine in various shades of blue and white in the dark. Lime green hair, and eyes that hold two shades of blue. His wedding ring, made of paper, yet hard as stone, was handcrafted by one of his best friends, who is surprise, surprise, a Joker.

Managed to stay sane for once.
On his left side of the hair, near his ear, he wears a hidden, stemless rose.
His scar runs from the top left corner of his face, over his nose, down the right, lower side of his face, and down into his shirt. It twists on the way done, from the right shoulder, and then down his back.
He carries a necklace shaped like a Demon's wing, made of Lapis. Hardened Lapis.

Wingspan of 6.5ft. Black, white and some blue feathers.

Is known to create balls of energy, when, and after playing games, and giving the winner their prize. Info:
Name: Unknown
Colour: Can be any colour, but does not change, or lose it
Purpose: The ball of energy brings good dreams to those who carry it.
Transformation: After the user has slept with the ball of energy at least one night, the ball turns to a wild rose, yet keeps bringing good dreams.
Expected Lifespan: This ball of energy lives as long as it's user, and, if kept close to the user, can stay in perfect shape forever. If taken away from the, now late, user it will fall apart, unless it is transferred to a new user, with a complex, and possibly dark ritual.
Notes: None so far.

The Rules of the No-Name:
It is tied to one owner, one person. The owner can be changed by a certain ritual. Visit Vuk to do so.
The No-Name can not be destroyed. It can be changed, or effected, but not destroyed. Cut it and it will heal, rip it and it will spread its seed, bury it and it will grow, burn it and you shall fall asleep.

Originally a Human Elementalist, Vuk came to the Island at the age of 18 because he was chosen for it. Kind, innocent, and shy. A hopeless romantic. Few problems on the Mainland, but life was mostly good.

Originally a Nekomimi Elementalist, Vuk came to the Island at the age of 19 because Horatio chose so. Depressed, rude, and a sociopath originally. Kind, uninterested, friendly until the end.

Created due to the²⁷⁾ Goddess, and bad energy. Possessed black magic, and a wide knowledge of Latin. Killed by a GREAT LEADER!

A Nekomimi Elementalist²⁸⁾ formed as a second personality. Skin resistant to fire. Flirty, firey, friendly. A Character of Their Own now.

A mix of the Original and the Parallel, the Mixed's English tends to contain slang, and miss letters²⁹⁾ It can also be comically British³⁰⁾, or it could be very proper³¹⁾ The Mixed is a very fluent personality.

His Mainland History is that of the Parallel Vuk.

Vuk was born into a Human looking family. Upon birth, those surrounding him, including his father, had already nicknamed him. The 'Devil Child. Why? Well, he was born with a cat's tail and ears. Some wanted to test on him, and some wanted to get rid of him. Luckily, his mother supported him, shushing all of the people around him, as if with magic.

At a very young age, he began showing his powers³²⁾ which caused a wider panic to those close to him. Because of this, he was home-schooled by his mother, and, occasionally, when he was forced to, by his father.

Vuk's childhood, at least for him, ended an early fall morning at the age of 10. He had gone to bed alone the night before for his father and mother were late, but he was woken by his father's grasp on his hair. His father pulled him out of the bed by his hair, and placed him on the floor. He waited for his mother; This had happened only one time before, and his mother was there in mere seconds, stopping the whole thing even though she was surely to be at work at that time of the day. But this time, she didn't come. His obviously intoxicated father, for the next three years, didn't allow him to exit the house, as he took his way with him. Vuk wasn't sure what lead his father to become like this in the past few years, but he knew one thing. He couldn't escape. He couldn't run. He had lost his powers after the first night.

Vuk, at the age of 12³³⁾, despite the tiny chances of escape, got lucky and was thrown out of his own personal Hell. In the middle of the winter. Richard, his father, had one day simply thrown him out on the frozen streets of London.

The first few weeks had been extremely tough, but soon he had found a half burned down building in a rather quiet part of London. Few people, old friends of his mother's, were willing to help them.

Once the first winter, and spring had gone by, and summer had come, Vuk found hope in his miserably life.
People didn't tend to speak to him a lot, and when they did, it wasn't nice. Matthew Blake, a regular 14-year-old, had one day, due to his curious nature, sat down next to Vuk, and began talking to him. After a few reassuring words were exchanged, the conversation sparked up on its own. Vuk avoided talking about himself, and lied when he had to.
After spending weeks together with Vuk, Matthew had decided to offer, for the third time, to walk him home, which Vuk refused, naturally. Matthew, doubting that Vuk may be in trouble, had followed him back to a burned down building; his home. The older boy, refusing to just leave him there had hidden, and only came out once the other boy was asleep. Vuk, being part cat, was far lighter than his peers, allowing the older boy to easily carry him to his home. Matthew's parents, despite their fears, and a few fights, allowed Vuk to stay.
By the time Vuk had turned 15, him and Matthew were a serious couple. Or so, one would think; Matthew had cheated on him, and once Vuk found out, he had a break-down, in which, with the help of his powers³⁴⁾ he had injured him, and killed the lover.
After this, he was kicked out, and cut off, back on the streets.

Vuk spent the rest of his teenage years roaming the street.
He had been imprisoned several times; the longest being around seven months.
His powers tended to appear out of nowhere, when strong emotions are involved.
He killed dozens of people.