The Frenchman is a 6 foot tall burly Englishman with shoulder-length hair and stylish glasses. He has pagan tattoos on his forearms and is usually seen wearing a black shirt and black jeans. He dons a full-length leather coat and black top hat for his occasional trips into the wilderness.

The Frenchman is adept at martial arts and swordplay. He has a dry sense of humour and likes chocolate. He has an open relationship with his Zombie Donkey who often wanders off.

He is a member of Clan QQQ.