Short description: “Long, pointy and stabbity.”

Long description: “A long, Philips-head screwdriver. It's metal, it's thin, and it's pointy. If you get it in an enemy, they will most likely die (or at least be very angry with you), but the act of getting it in is somewhat challenging.”

Fifth of the fifteen items unlocked by a Contestant on their first DK. Costs 1,250 Req. Raises attack by five points.