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Notable Island Relationships

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RedTheChu – Ex-Annoyance, Now Frienemy. but strangely able to get his mind off things with these antics.

Shi – Whoevenknowsatthispoint.

Meara – BESTEST FWIEND EVAH.

Crandos – Victim.

Alouette – Close friend, first person he talked to for more than a few minutes.

Grey Ashe & Rin – Engaged.

Jess – Best friend. Feels at home at her Place. Literally. He even built a room.

Full Metal Lion – Has met him. Believes his name is lying.¹⁾ Huge fan of Collin's pieces²⁾, if not the overall effect..

Full Metal Loin – writes a column Collin is a huge fan of.³⁾

Pierce Such-And-So – Worked with him during the Vegas space-time bubble scandal of '09.⁴⁾ Presumed dead. ⁵⁾

Erical – Pokes her a bit too much. Friend, I suppose?

Josh – Dunno yet.

The Ferryman – Will see him in court.

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Despite this, Full Metal Lion somehow gets all the sex.

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The ones he gets, at least.

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Unfortunately, his love is unrequited, as what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, despite all evidence to the contrary. In case you were wondering, “evidence” here means [RETRACTED]

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Which '09 is of no importance.

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Though still wanted by the Island Police for larceny, golf ball theft, grand theft chicken, ~~walking funny~~ (Crime was excused after the discovery that FML stole Pierce's sex. All of it.), and lollygagging.