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Contents of Calliaphone's Cart (at last accounting)

• 1 shovel, suspiciously like that belonging to Jon Bishop
• 1 pair of best dungarees (turquoise-and-purple striped)
• 1 mini steam G-bot
• 1 patchwork Mouse-Thing ¹⁾
• 1 wooden mantel-clock ²⁾
• 1 pair of purple-and-lilac boardshorts
• 1 live penguin ^{3) 4) 5)}
• 1 mahogany box, containing papers
• 1 larger inlaid mahogany box, containing the workings of a musical box and some other steam-engine parts
• 43 rubber ducks, one with a kinky piercing
• 1 pair jewellers' clamps
• Several issues of Steam Engineer Monthly, in a rather natty binder
• 2 blankets ⁶⁾
• 1 bucket-of-mixed-tools
• 1 towel
• Several packets of post-it notes
• 1 pianola ⁷⁾
• 1 set piston rods
• 1 tin-opener, attached to a length of string
• Several handfulls of cocktail sticks
• 1 plastic wombat
• 1 box of assorted junk ⁸⁾
• 1 large leather-bound book entitled Differentiating the Engine: a mechanist's sourcebook
• 1 pack fruit-scented marker pens
• 1 clockwork model heart ⁹⁾
• 1 khaki-and-green bikini top with little bronze buckles
• 1 tiny mechanical hummingbird ^{10) 11) 12) 13)}
• Large quantities of assorted sheet music
• 1 power-drill
• 1 bowler-hat, sorta glue-damaged. Usually contains sweets.
• 1 rolled-up portrait of her self ¹⁴⁾
• 1 pink-and-frilly can-can dress ¹⁵⁾
• 1 rough serge suit & woollen scarf ¹⁶⁾
• 1 pair hobnail boots & 1 pair fingerless gloves ¹⁷⁾
• 1 splurge-gun and 1 cheeky-bakerboy's cap ¹⁸⁾
• Assorted nuts and bolts and bits of wire and crate-wood
• 1 pair sunglasses
• 1 rice-cooker and serveral toasters (awaiting repair)
• 1 lemon-scented toilet puck
• 15 bars chocolate
• 1 Scorpion sub-machine pistol
• 1 fruit-cake Some crumbs
• 1 miniature brass ladder-chassis, with a burnished brass cylinder fixed to it
• 1 zipup rash-vest, in pink-and-orange-and-white
• 1 Reuge music box ¹⁹⁾
• 1 bottle Johnnie Walker Blue Label
• 1 jar Nutella (750g, empty except for a note) ²⁰⁾²¹⁾
• 2 more jars Nutella ^{22) 23)}
• 5 plastic dinosaurs ^{24) 25) 26) 27)}
• Several large rolls of stickers
• 1 badge-making machine
• Numerous cans of food (1 x lychees, 1 x leeches, 2 x spag-monster-bol, 1 x wiener punk sausages, 1 x macaroni cheese, 1 x evaporated milk-beast, 1 x tigershark goddess steaks in brine, 1 x pilchards, 1 x dogends)