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How doth the little Pirate Queen

Maintain her gruesome rank?

She pulverizes other ships

'Till all the ships are sank

How skillfully she takes her aim

How neatly sets the flames

That cause her Crew's enemies

To ne're forget their names

In works of terror or of skill,

I would be busy too;

For it is really super fun

For everyone to do

In crooks, or thieves, or spiteful play,

Let all my years be passed

That I may take for every day

A treasure that will last.