Short description: “No axe head, of course, but the handle is nice and long.”

Long description: “It'd be nice if the head of the axe was here too, but until it shows up, this makes a perfectly serviceable club. Hey, it's better than a poke in the eye with a shitty stick.

Sixth of the fifteen weapons unlocked by a Contestant on their first DK. Costs 1,800 Req. Raises attack by 6 points.