Cookies!1)2)3)4)5)6)7) Far better than the cake because the cake is a lie. If you find a cookie, make sure you give it to a mouse - you'll get extra adventures for some days.8)

If you get offered cookies by other Contestants, be careful. Some are known to pass out cookies with a high percentage of Improbability.9)10)11)12)13)14)15)




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C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me!
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OoO more cookies
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Only cookies for me
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Keep your Cake
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I love cookies
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Everyone loves cookies
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Spelt cookies with the first letters
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Unless, of course, the mouse develops a taste for human blood in which case JtPN will devour your soul
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Be generally careful about what others give you. Especially when the person in question is clearly a Joker or just sports green eyes.
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Or a loaded firearm. In which case, it's probably best to do whatever they say, regardless of their eye color. They could be purple!
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No, purple is an exception. When a purple-eyed person aims something at you, giggle and turn around. Nothing will happen.
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Rumours proved that more than enough.
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I think the bullet wounds in my back would testify otherwise. Damn you Ultraviolet! You whore!
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Having no other source of req is not my fault. But I'll burn in hell anyways. - UV
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You know what's a less obscure movie, that HAS cookies? Big.