The GERM Compendium Nonsensica Presents- Johnson, in

the Johnson index:

1. when coatracks learn to be real boys, alarums are raised

2. when norse gods have their children to bless, weddings may occur

3. running from swamp monsters, we find a cottage with three bowls of porridge1)

4. frog-days by the fountain

5. in the greenhouse, things grow wild

6. dead dogs and early days, in the Hall we're painting vegetables green

7. when trapped in a diner sign, swoon for the boys to duel.2)

8. almost drown in a sea of paper, then threaten people's kneecaps before being chloroformed

1)
metaphorically speaking. more like blueberry pancakes, pens and Rossini's Petit Messe Sollennelle.
2)
now with 50% more fries!