Like the now-destroyed old Pittsburgh, New Pittsburg¹⁾ is filled with people - as far as the eye can seen, happy, ice cream-eating person after person. As the center of the Island's tourist population, New Pittsburg carries a distinct smell of sand, surf, and the neighborhood shaved ice emporiums.

Aside from the annual barbecue festival, there's much to recommend New Pittsburg itself, including the surrounding area is a scenic vista of breath-taking deserts. Located to the west of Improbable Central, New Pittsburg is surrounded on three sides by beaches. This makes it a perfect vacation spot.

Major attractions in New Pittsburgh include:

• The Boardwalk.

• The Pack of Roving Photobooths.

• Te Amusement Park.

• The Olympic-Sized Pool.

• The 18-Hole Golf Course.

• The Best Scuba Diving on the Island.

• Fred's House of KnickKnacks.

• Le Table Exotique - a fine dining establishment with an unusual menu, featuring ostrich and gazelle as well as offal. They've even served braaaaains!

• The Old House - A plantation-style mansion, offering tours to visitors ready for a break from the sand and the sun.

Travelers seeking hot, dry climates will be drawn to New Pittsburg, and its exciting cornucopia of entertainment opportunities.