Mr White and Nerdy

A white kittymorph who works for the CIA, and has a persistent habit¹⁾ of passing out Death Notes and bags of potato chips in the street.²⁾ He also runs a pet shop in the Common Ground that is hardly ever open.³⁾⁴⁾ He tries to answer questions when around and able.

Remarkably straightforward and literal for an inhabitant of the Island, this contestant is therefore one of the more successful⁵⁾, and so his lingering infestation with mematic products of another island can be overlooked.⁶⁾⁷⁾⁸⁾⁹⁾

Some Other Stuff That Wouldn't Kill You to Know

Seriously, it won't kill you, just read it!

He will not give you a Death Note if you ask politely¹⁰⁾
He will never say his collection of Death Notes is over 9000!
He is unnaturally serious.¹¹⁾
He wants requisition and ciggies.¹²⁾
He owns a shack in Kittania known as The Common Shack or The House of Commons
As of late, he has had to undergo a deep sleep¹³⁾ in which his soul travels into reality for unknown purposes.

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It's just a habit. No need to call it persistent

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If you have or have ever owned one or both of these items, you have probably seen him

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As such, the shop is not very much seen

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Actually, all it is is a small clearing behind some trees that has several animals such as Trogdors and Killer Rabbits in it

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The point of being here is, after all, to combat Improbability.

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He might have picked it up from the Creature from a dodgy anime.

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Which he didn't, he just happens to come across a lot of Death Notes every single day.

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As for the potato chips, he finds those at random, too.

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Also, the ability to kill a person at will is not to be overlooked. It's very serious

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Just wait, and you will eventually get one

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Don't ask why, he just is

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Who doesn't?

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Of about 5 days a week