Remember:

   "One in a Million chances turn up nine times out of ten."
                           -=Fred Colon

The problem with this, of course, is that since the odds can be easily affected by anything when it's that unlikely, attempting to actually get million-to-one odds usually results in something more like 994,398-to-1 odds and a messy death.

On the Island, million to one odds turn up on a daily basis.¹⁾