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Dirk Vanderhuge

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A Brief History of Dirk Vanderhuge

Dirk Vanderhuge was an actor and stuntman in the action movie genre prior to his trip to the Island. While he never was more than a character actor and frequently played bad guy Heavies or good guy Tanks, he developed a small but fiercely loyal fanbase. Unfortunately, even as he got better and better parts in bigger and bigger movies, his treacherous and rat-like agent, Ira Lipschitz, sold him out to the Island while arranging for all monies derived from Improbable Island royalties, merchandising, ad revenue sharing, and sponsorship deals to go exclusively to himself.

He has made his peace with the Island and settled down with his wife Molly in a cozy little Place called the Tea House. He is often found dressed in armor and gear like a Viking, and there are rumors about that he travels to a world beyond the Island called Valskyr. He is also a craftsman in metals, and makes weapons, armor, and jewelry for his loved ones as well as on commission.

Dirk Vanderhuge's Filmography:

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*cough*early30s*cough*
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Yeah. Not so much.
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If by deft touch you mean they touch him and he squeals like a terrified schoolgirl, then true!
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Speaks it all the time. Understands it? No.
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Skye is not in love with Skye. She infact loves everyone!
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Oh bollocks! It's quite clear the man is head over heels for her.
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Since he married her, it's safe to say that this is confirmed.
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Try it!
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Or maybe don't…it's really up to you
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How else would he become so huge?
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Also took some dance classes.
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Subject to Revision at any time as we think up more ridiculous movie titles for him