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The <del>CDAG</del> GERM Failboat picnic.

If you go out in the jungle today, be sure of a big surprise. If you go out in the jungle today, you'll never believe your eyes. For every hit that ever we took, ensured we landed on here, because, today's the day that [[GERM]] are having a picnic.

Picnic time for [[Uncle_Bernard]]'s lot,
Oh the GERMan gang are having a lovely time today,
Watch them caught out, unawares,
And see them picnicking on the failboat,
See them curse and moan and despair,
They love to gripe and shout,
And never have any favour,
At four o'clock the jungle baddies,
Will send them here instead,
Because they're tired little GERMan bears.

If they go out in the woods today, they'd better not go alone, the jungle beasts are gathering, it'd be safer back at home.

For every damage that ever we took, ensured we landed on here because, today's the day that GERM are having a picnic!

Picnic time for Bernard's lot,
Oh the GERMan gang are having a lovely time today,
Watch them caught out, unawares,
And see them picnicking on the failboat,
See them curse and moan and despair,
They love to gripe and shout,
And never have any favour,
At four o'clock the jungle baddies,
Will send them here instead,
Because they're tired little GERMan bears.

Every GERMling that's been in a fight is sure of a treat today, there's lots of wonderful things to eat, and caged monsters in their way.

Beneath the sails, where everyone failed, they'll munch on food and tell tall tales, of the day, today, when GERM had a failboat picnic!