ZOINKS

*Spins around a in a swivel chair behind a desk.*

Ah, welcome!

I see you have found my wonderful wiki page!

I do hope you enjoy your stay. And please, don't leave any angry cats lying around, alright?

Thanks.

Love, Zoinks

Zoinks is, like, the chillest dude²⁾ person there is.

Previous forms:

• Okay, so, imagine this one person with really cool hair. Now imagine that person's made of literally rainbows. That'd be Zoinks!

What the fuck

Look, dude, shit happens, okay?

Yeah, but like… what the fuck?

Don't ask me!

• Alright, alright, now imagine some sort of rosebush. Okay, got it? Now imagine that it's alive and the roses are ALSO rainbows!

…

…

…

RAINBOWS!

…

Aren't rosebushes normally ali-

MOVING ON!

• They've also been some other stuff. Yeah, stop asking, I didn't keep track.

You bet your sweet ass I would.

The end.

Some more important info, shown in a rather nice image:
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Some more facts:

• They're a leader of QQQ. Does, like, 99% of the paperwork.
• They like answering questions.
• They like playing with the wiki.
• Doesn't lie all the time.
• Ask them questions about the Game⁴⁾.