Sung to the tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”.
On the first fail of drive kill as I landed on the boat,
GODDAMNED BONCE-LICKING NANNY CUDDLER
On the second fail of drive kill as I landed on the boat,
Lost in a fight
GODDAMNED BONCE-LICKING NANNY CUDDLER
On the third fail of drive kill as I landed on the boat,
Lose you experience
Lost in a fight
GODDAMNED BONCE-LICKING NANNY CUDDLER
On the fourth fail of drive kill as I landed on the boat,
Listen to poetry
Lose you experience
Lost in a fight
GODDAMNED BONCE-LICKING NANNY CUDDLER
On the fifth fail of drive kill as I landed on the boat,
Read up the 'quirer,
Listen to poetry
Lose you experience
Lost in a fight
GODDAMNED BONCE-LICKING NANNY CUDDLER
On the sixth fail of drive kill as I landed on the boat,
List'n to the barn'cles,1)
Read up the 'quirer
Listen to poetry
Lose you experience
Lost in a fight
GODDAMNED BONCE-LICKING NANNY CUDDLER
On the seventh fail of drive kill as I landed on the boat,
Swore at the rookies
List'n to the barn'cles
Read up the 'quirer
Listen to poetry
Lose you experience
Lost in a fight
GODDAMNED BONCE-LICKING NANNY CUDDLER
On the eighth fail of drive kill as I landed on the boat,
Gained some small favor
Swore at the rookies
List'n to the barn'cles
Read up the 'quirer
Listen to poetry
Lose you experience
Lost in a fight
GODDAMNED BONCE-LICKING NANNY CUDDLER
On the ninth fail of drive kill as I landed on the boat,
Fought in the pits
Gained some small favor
Swore at the rookies
List'n to the barn'cles
Read up the 'quirer
Listen to poetry
Lose you experience
Lost in a fight
GODDAMNED BONCE-LICKING NANNY CUDDLER
On the tenth fail of drive kill as I landed on the boat,
Entered a cage
Fought in the pits
Gained some small favor
Swore at the rookies
List'n to the barn'cles
Read up the 'quirer
Listen to poetry
Lose you experience
Lost in a fight
GODDAMNED BONCE-LICKING NANNY CUDDLER
On the elventh fail of drive kill as I landed on the boat,
Struggled with a door
Entered a cage
Fought in the pits
Gained some small favor
Swore at the rookies
List'n to the barn'cles
Read up the 'quirer
Listen to poetry
Lose you experience
Lost in a fight
GODDAMNED BONCE-LICKING NANNY CUDDLER
On the twelth fail of drive kill as I landed on the boat,
Spoke with The Watcher
Struggled with a door
Entered a cage
Fought in the pits
Gained some small favor
Swore at the rookies
List'n to the barn'cles
Read up the 'quirer
Listen to poetry
Lose you experience
Lost in a fight
GODDAMNED BONCE-LICKING NANNY CUDDLER
by — Cousjava 2010/04/06 12:35