78.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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I didn't just make this up, it's in the other 21.5%
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There is no truth to the allegation that statisticians are mean. They are just your standard normal deviates.
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Aaaauuuuggghhhh, that pun physically hurt me to read
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It IS a bit of a bully.