Soothsayer

An old creature that has been going around the island speaking about a horrible catastrophe NOTHING AT ALL IMPORTANT WHATSOEVER. Often found on soapboxes yelling to whoever will listen NOBODY. ESPECIALLY NOT YOU. It seems to be having problems CAUSING TROUBLE with those who don't agree with it's message THOSE WHO KNOW THE TRUTH AND CARE FOR YOUR WELL BEING, though. THIS BEING SHOULD BE IGNORED AND KICKED IN THE SHINS BY ALL. SRSLY.