meareaperson

• person doesn't bite! Partly because he doesn't have teeth, but mostly because he loves attention.
• Feel free to pick him up! He loves attention, just don't pet his underbelly¹⁾, he doesn't like it.
• He's surprisingly quick for a clump of hair…
• He steals food. And eats²⁾ it. He doesn't have any digestive organs though, so it just kind of stays inside of him. You can get it back though, not saying how though.
• ON THAT NOTE: DO NOT reach into him for any reason. He's normally thick and luscious enough to keep petting hands from penetrating him, but if you go in past the wrist, you're asking for one less hand.

meareaperson was a normal person, as his name would suggest, until a horrible accident involving 300 kg of Improbability Bombs turned him into a flying giant purple superhero!^3)4)5)6)7) He actually got turned into one of the most adorable⁸⁾ creatures on the Island.

Now, he's traded in⁹⁾ his bad grammar for effective linguistic mutism¹⁰⁾¹¹⁾. He's also the puffiest, fluffiest, and sweetest thing you could see this side of the Island^12)13)14). Even monsters can't keep up with how cute he is. They just sort of explode around him.

THUS ENDS THE HISTORY SECTION

Nicknames!

• Percy, because there are too many people with names similar to other nicknames meareaperson could have.
• Me. Quite possibly the most confusing one.
• Meare; not to be confused with Meara, another player.
• Reaper; again, not to be confused with Reaper.¹⁵⁾
• Person; the other rational one, most likely to get a response.

• YOUR section to write. Don't be too vulgar. Express yourself.