Me and Horatio Entwhistle¹⁾
As performed by Icterid and the Bipolar Mandibles at the Prancing SpiderKitty.

I've been on this island for many a-year²⁾
I've traveled all over the place
I've searched through the jungles and all of the cities
to find a familiar face
well as I stay longer, the faces they're changing
or maybe I don't realize
that each time I wake up and start from the beginning
I'm looking through a new set of eyes

But through all my travels there's one thing stays constant
I face every couple of days
My good friend Horatio always waits for me
to fight my way out of disgrace³⁾

But me and Horatio Entwhistle
we have this agreement you see
he makes it quite easy for me to defeat him⁴⁾
as long as I stay for some tea

Now most people think that Horatio's evil
but really he's misunderstood⁵⁾
underneath his titanium metal encasing
is a motherboard made out of Good
So next time you find him alone in the jungle
put yourself in Horatio's shoes
you'll be quick to realize he's just really lonely
he's got the mechanical blues⁶⁾

But me and Horatio Entwhistle
we have this agreement you see
he makes it quite easy for me to defeat him
as long as I stay for some tea
But me and Horatio Entwhistle
he's just really lonely you see
so do me a favor the next time you see him
and make sure you stay for some tea
he'd love to have you for tea
just bring him a fresh cup of tea ⁷⁾