Invisisuit

Mispelled Misspelled; should be Invisi-suit Special Bib Full Metal Lion's Technicolor Pimp Coat.

Short description: “You look like the Predator!”

Long description: “YYYooouuu lllooooookkk llliiikkkeee ttthhheee PPPrrreeedddaaatttooorrr!!!”

Alters your defense by “semi-waterproofing”. Terrific for birthday parties, making sure all of that cake1)gets on your face, not your clothes.

1)
Sorry, “cake”.