(to the tune of the late 20th Century tune 'Help Me Rhonda', by the Beach Boys)

Well since I landed here, I've been Human, Joker, Cat and Undead
In the jungle I fight, I kill the Drive and wake up with a new head

Well, Watcher you look so fine (look so fine)
And I know it wouldn't take much time
For you to help me Watcher
Help me tear this island apart

Help me Watcher
Help help me Watcher
Help me Watcher
Help help me Watcher
Help me Watcher
Help help me Watcher
Help me Watcher
Help help me Watcher
Help me Watcher
Help help me Watcher
Help me Watcher
Help help me Watcher
Help me Watcher yeah
Tear this island apart

If this must be my life
I'm gonna use all the help that I can
'Cause I've seen some of the monsters out there
Need the help of my Clan

But Watcher you caught my eye (caught my eye)
From the Failboat as you went sailing by
And if you help me Watcher (help me Watcher)
We can tear this island apart

Help me Watcher
Help help me Watcher
Help me Watcher
Help help me Watcher
Help me Watcher
Help help me Watcher
Help me Watcher
Help help me Watcher
Help me Watcher
Help help me Watcher
Help me Watcher
Help help me Watcher
Help me Watcher yeah
Tear this island apart

(repeat chorus ad nauseaum)