Deep, Deep, Dark, Dark, Deep, Dark Woods

It's very deep in the woods and very dark1). You're probably lost and blind. Watch out for the natives!2)3)

1)
Better find a lantern quick, or you'll be eaten by a grue!
2)
Well, I guess you can't with how dark it is, but just flail around your weapon some and you should be fine.
3)
Who are we kidding? You're screwed!