These lies were bad in life so they were sent to hell.1)2)3)4)5)

See lies, statistics for comparison.

1)
This may or may not be a lie
2)
Footnotes 1 and 3 may or may not be lies
3)
And the same may or may not apply to Footnote 2
4)
Footnote 4, however, is in fact a blatant falsehood
5)
And of course, everything in this article is both treason and lies