Why are we ambushing hamsters, pray tell? Do they have guns? Explosives? Knives? Dirty bombs? Hmmmmm? No, they're just inoffensive little fuzzy rodents that have a predilection for corn, aren't they? Your mother and I have talked to you about this!1)2)3)4)

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. . . Well, they're quite tasty. I should know.
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We use proper footnote formatting in this household, mister!!! Does someone need a time out?
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Time out is for sissies. On Improbable Island we have KNOCKOUT.
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Stay out of this, Little Mac!