====== Zombies ======
The following description is the result of an interview conducted by a psychic with a Zombie in [[outposts|New Pittsburgh]], the Zombie home. The written text is what the Zombie said, text in footnotes are his thoughts. The Zombie was first captured, then rendered immobile. No Zombies were hurt in the making of this interview.

===== General Description =====

BRAAAAAAAINS((are the one thing we seem to lack, hence our appetite)). Our BRAAAAINS ((have turned to mush after watching too much TV and/or playing too many video games)). We Zombies are particularly fond of BRAAAAAAAIN((-games, such as Scrabble and Hunt-The-Human)). Because of our BRAAAAAAIN((-based appetites, Zombies are incredibly intelligent.)) We are popular among certain demographics and nested ourselves into the BRAAAINS((of the viewers at home. Combined with [[kittymorph|Kittymorphs]], Improbable Island appeals to 99% of the 14-26-year-old-male demographic.))

===== Skills and Tactics =====
Our Zombie BRAAINNNS love((the Island and are well adjusted. We can easily Fight and search for those lovely)) BRAAAAINS. Because the BRAAAAINS ((of ours are mostly deactivated, we aren't so susceptible to pain.)) are ((in strong skulls we have Leathery Fists to crack skulls, to get to those)) delicious ((BRAAAAAINS)). Raw BRAAAINS! ((are the tastiest. We often don't bother cooking. We don't even have to bother cleaning the carcass - we can just dig into those)) delicious BRAAAAINS. Our BRAAAIN ((moves on a slower level, and our bodies reflect that. Generally we just shuffle along.)) scientists ((discovered the part of the BRAAAAINS that carries the ego and)) lovingly poked BRAAAAINS ((and Zombies are now proficient insulters)).


===== Other Characteristics =====
This is the last that could be read, the rest of the pages are covered in blood. It appears the Zombie had gotten excited after all that talk of brains and broke loose. As far as we know it is still out th